This Sucks 530 NERGAL IS “SERIOUSLY ILL,” CANCELS ALL BEHEMOTH DATES August 8th, 2010 at 11:58pm MetalSucks The metal world has taken some serious hits this year […]
Cinemetal 370 ENCORE PERFORMANCES: A GUIDE TO THE BIG FOUR LIVE BY SATELLITE June 23rd, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Hey Suckfaces, the Big Four live in Sofia, Bulgaria concert/movie […]
\m/ 80 AIRBOURNE’S JOEL O’KEEFE SCORES ONE FOR ROCK N’ ROLL June 17th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg In my very limited experience with Airbourne’s Joel O’Keefe, he’s a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 20 CLAYMATION BRET MICHAELS MORE MASCULINE THAN ACTUAL BRET MICHAELS June 10th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Jon Wiederhorn at Noisecreep says “It’s too early to start […]
...And F*ck You Too 700 THIS PROBABLY MADE FRED PHELPS VERY UPSET June 2nd, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Remember how the incredibly nice people from the Westboro Asylum […]
Worst Week Ever 1050 IN WHICH WE SHUT DOWN EARLY FOR THE LONG WEEKEND AND ADDRESSED SOME MORE COMPLAINTS May 28th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s Memorial Day weekend! If you’re American, you know what […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 A FEW THINGS YOU WON’T SEE WHEN VH1 AIRS THE GOLDEN GOD AWARDS May 21st, 2010 at 4:03pm Anso DF When you tune into the premiere broadcast of The Second […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 420 COME THE DAWN, COME THE DAWN May 19th, 2010 at 11:30am Anso DF If you’re like me, you’ve spent the last few days […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 270 I CHALLENGE MASVIDAL TO A BATTLE OF WITS April 29th, 2010 at 2:00pm Anso DF Don’t think I haven’t noticed how that rotten Paul Masvidal […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 RATT’S INFESTATION IS TOTALLY GRIKABLE, SPEXCELLENT April 1st, 2010 at 1:30pm Anso DF You may not have been following the Jesse James-Sandra Bullock […]
\m/ 50 MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAS December 25th, 2009 at 10:52am MetalSucks For those of you who won’t spend today at the […]
What the...?? 360 WORLD OF WARCRAFT CORPSEGRINDER October 7th, 2009 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein This is kind of like that video of Ronnie James […]
...And F*ck You Too 290 GENE SIMMONS THINKS HE SHOULD BE THROWN OUT OF KISS September 24th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I found the following quote from a recent interview with […]
Editorials 490 UPDATED: I’M SO SICK OF WRITING ABOUT WHAT A PRICK OZZY HAS BECOME… May 29th, 2009 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Our friend Dan Rodriguez over at Metal Insider has […]
Tour de Force 900 HEAVEN & HELL + COHEED & CAMBRIA: LIKE TWO NUTS IN A SACK May 5th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Am I the only person who thinks the pairing of […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 110 GOOD NEWS FOR SABBATH FANS April 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re just a few weeks away from the release of […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
Br00tal-lists 140 COREY MITCHELL’S TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 2008 December 15th, 2008 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell In many ways, 2008 will be seen as The Year […]
Reunion Mania 140 HEAVEN & HELL: ONE REUNION ALBUM I THINK YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET EXCITED ABOUT December 2nd, 2008 at 9:53am Axl Rosenberg I know I’ve spoken out in the past – fuck, […]
Editorials 1390 F*CK ROLLING STONE: WHO ARE THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL SINGERS OF ALL TIME? November 24th, 2008 at 1:59pm Corey Mitchell (Rolling Stone ballot filled out by James Hetfield of Metallica.) […]