MSTV 0 Watch “The Week in Metal with Whitney Moore” for March 13, 2017 March 13th, 2017 at 12:00pm MetalSucks H.I.M. are saying farewell, At The Gates are losing one of their founding members, and some sweet summer tour announcements!
Cinemetal 0 Here’s an Update on the Lords of Chaos Movie October 21st, 2016 at 10:24am Axl Rosenberg Short version: this movie is not going to be good.
Viral Vomit 0 Hämatom, Arguably the Worst Metal Band Ever, Improved with Magrudergrind August 10th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg A little grind goes a long way.
Cinemetal 0 Pain’s “Call Me” Video Proves That Peter Tägtgren Has Lost His Fucking Mind August 10th, 2016 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus Sexual puppets, mounds of cocaine, projectile vomit, popping eyeballs, and Joakim from Sabaton. Just… incredible.
Metal Merch 0 Mötley Crüe Make Sex Toys Now, Sex Dolls on the Way? July 28th, 2016 at 1:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alas, they’re not selling a dildo modeled on Tommy Lee’s gargantuan dong.
New Stuff 0 Thy Art is Murder, The Acacia Strain, and Fit for an Autopsy Have a Threeway July 1st, 2016 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg A threeway split, that is.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Meat Is Meat (Memorial Day BBQ Edition) May 27th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Here’s to a great holiday weekend barbecue! Why are you salting my thigh?
Br00tal-lists 0 Spin Releases ‘The 40 Best Nu-Metal Covers of Pop Songs’ List April 28th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tommy Lee’s David Bowie cover: not on the list.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 18, 2016 March 18th, 2016 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Again so very many heavy new releases. We’ll sue the RIAA for this crippling carpal tunnel. The Body, Funeral Whore, Cliteater, Boris & Merzbow, Cantique Lepreux, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 4, 2016 March 4th, 2016 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Pretty dorky in here this week, just sayin. Also awesome heavy new releases from Wolvserpent, Goatpsalm, Inverloch, and tons more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Even More Heavy Metal Band Pictograms February 19th, 2016 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Can you figure out which band each image represents?
Tour de Force 0 Rob Zombie and Disturbed Announce Spring Co-Headlining Tour January 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Are you on Team YEAH or Team OOOWAKAKAKA?
Cinemetal 0 Lindemann’s NSFW Video for “Fish On” is, Um, Interesting October 12th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Till Lindemann’s new project with Hypocrisy’s Peter Tägtgren release a video worthy of Lindemann’s other band, Rammstein.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Came Out Friday: August 21, 2015 August 24th, 2015 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund 60 heavy new releases in here, incl. Ghost, Disturbed, Hate Eternal, Oceans Of Slumber, Act Of Defiance, Rivers Of Nihil, Butcher Boobies, classic Rainbow, no big whoop.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Read Six Excerpts from Randy Blythe’s Memoir Dark Days July 6th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Step inside the Czech prison with Randy for the first time.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 23, 2015 June 23rd, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund In here: All 56 of today’s heavy new releases! 55 of them aren’t gross!
Cinemetal 0 Rory Culkin and Caleb Landry Jones Cast in Lords of Chaos Movie May 1st, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg And Bathory’s former drumming is directing it.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Ten Metal Musicians Whose Books We Actually Want To Read April 20th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Whose memoir or biography do you REALLY want to read?
Haterade 0 Church Tongue Sets Guitarist on Fire, Find Band Still Blows Anyway March 17th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rammstein they ain’t.
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: There’s The ‘Dor November 4th, 2014 at 12:00pm MetalSucks In this week’s column, Eddie examines the lucha libre wrestling league, Lucha Underground.