Tour Guides from Hell 0 Tour Guides From Hell: Alestorm’s Chris Bowes’ Top Ten Worldwide Watering Holes July 29th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Since lead vocalist and keytar-slinger Chris Bowes has quite a bit of experience both drinking and touring the world, he figured he’d combine his two greatest passions into one for a handy guide to worldwide drinking.
Show Reviews 0 There is True Metal, There is False Metal, and There is Babymetal: A Review of Babymetal’s First Ever U.S. Performance in Los Angeles July 29th, 2014 at 12:30pm Jeff Treppel Not just for weeaboos anymore.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 David Lee Roth, John 5, And You: A Crash Course July 29th, 2014 at 12:00pm Anso DF Diamond Dave and John 5 have a second album in the can. But what does it mean?
The Webernets 0 Nameless Ghoul Comments on Anti-Ghost and Anti-Anti-Ghost Petitions July 29th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein He’s Anti-both.
This Sucks 0 Someone Stole Obituary’s Backdrop July 29th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg What a jerkface.
Greatest Hits 0 Today in Dream Theater Shirts: Metalhead Veterinarian Fired for Bestial*ty July 29th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Vet found guilty of five separate charges relating to the possession of extreme animal pornography and sexual activity with animals.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 29, 2014 July 29th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund This week’s new releases deserve respect just like any other week’s. Just not as much.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Breaking: Nightstalker’s New Album Out August 28 … 2012! July 28th, 2014 at 5:00pm Anso DF A follow-up to their 2009 gem came out in frickin’ 2012? Why didn’t anybody tell us!!!
New Stuff 0 Oh I See What Neil Turbin Did There July 28th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Deathrider takes a ride with death.
Music Dorkery 0 Cannibal Corpse “Frantic Disembowelment” Ukulele Cover July 28th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Tiny Tim is rolling in his grave.
Viral Vomit 0 That Time Phil Anselmo Covered a Song by The Smiths with Dave Hill July 28th, 2014 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein As bizarre as it sounds!
New Stuff 0 This New Wovenwar Song is “Profane” July 28th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Literally, but not actually.
Tour de Force 0 This Tour Will Be Evil: Deicide with Septicflesh, Marduk, and Carach Angren July 28th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some bands just want to watch the world burn.
Editorials 0 Debunking the Myth that Guitar Hero Made Dragonforce July 28th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein A detailed look at sales numbers for Dragonforce in the pre- and post-Guitar Hero eras.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Album Stream: Columns’ Please Explode July 28th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Great southern grind featuring current and former members of Hemdale, Wretched, Glass Casket and Vehemence.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Kirk Hammett Returns to Exodus (Kinda) July 28th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He’ll provide a guitar solo for the band’s new album.
Cinemetal 0 Rob Zombie and The Walking Dead Co-Creator Tony Moore Made a Cool Animated Assassin’s Creed Short July 28th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If anyone is suited to portray beheadings…
Tour de Force 0 Machine Head, Children of Bodom, Epica and Battlecross Fall North American Tour Announced! July 28th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Big tour big time.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 This is What New Tool Music Will Sound Like July 28th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Guitarist Adam Jones sheds some light onto the band’s mysterious writing process.
Metal in the Media 0 Scorpions Know the Importance of Regular Bowel Movements July 28th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg German legends’ music appears in new commercial for Fiber One.
