What the...?? 0 Schadenfreude-iest Video Ever of the Day: Horrible Local Band Employs Dancing Stage Girls October 29th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Define “putting the cart before the horse.”
New Stuff 0 Sixty Seconds of a New Anthrax Song Sounds Promising October 27th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Band debuts new material at Not!Fest Knotfest.
New Stuff 0 The Devil In Good Fun: Slipknot Unveils Third New Jam “Custer” October 10th, 2014 at 1:20pm Anso DF Work at your relationship with Slipknot later, crank their third new song now!
Reviews 0 Slipknot: .5 Shades of Gray October 6th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band’s mostly-successful comeback effort is derailed slightly by underwhelming production.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got Herpes from Our Uncle September 19th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include The Contortionist, Slipknot’s masks, Papa Roach, Slipknot’s masks, Obituary, and Slipknot’s masks.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Against Me’s Laura Jane Grace Calls Former Bandmate and New Slipknot Drummer Jay Weinberg a Bag of Poop September 18th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Only she didn’t phrase it as “a bag of poop,” if you know what I mean.
Editorials 0 Slipknot Mask Mania Reaches New Levels of Dumbf*ckery September 15th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg If you don’t have access to Photoshop and can’t afford a Slipknot Halloween costume but really wanna know what you’d look like dressed as a member of Slipknot… don’t fret, the band has you covered!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Celebrated Friday the 12th September 12th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sad you can’t go on a killing spree tonight? Maybe this week’s top stories will cheer you up!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Slipknot: New Bassist’s Identity Revealed? September 12th, 2014 at 1:27pm Axl Rosenberg Either that’s the same dude, or he just so happens to have an identical knuckle tattoo.
Metal Mysteries 0 Slipknot Vocalist Corey Taylor’s New Mask: Anticlimactic Preview Available September 5th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg If Leslie Vernon had sex with a troll doll…
\m/ 0 Metal & Cultural Impact Conference Set to Take Place at University of Dayton; Speakers Include Testament’s Alex Skolnick August 15th, 2014 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg A three-day scholarly conference that looks to examine Metal music’s role in society in in the 21st century? Sounds fun AND educational!
Show Reviews 0 There is True Metal, There is False Metal, and There is Babymetal: A Review of Babymetal’s First Ever U.S. Performance in Los Angeles July 29th, 2014 at 12:30pm Jeff Treppel Not just for weeaboos anymore.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Motograter Seeking Funds to Participate in a Battle of the Bands July 21st, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Define “rock bottom.”
Editorials 0 Twelve Reasons Babymetal are the Single Best Thing to Happen to Metal in the Past Decade July 18th, 2014 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Vince loves Babymetal, and so should you.
Viral Vomit 0 Best Nu-Metal Revival Video Ever of the Day: FUNGONEWRONG, “Cry Me a River” July 1st, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Either terribly, terribly bad or some wizard-level trolling.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: June 24, 2014 June 24th, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Marvel at this week’s 52 (!) new releases and at a whole bunch of awesome cover art!
Haterade 0 A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #29: Sykosis June 13th, 2014 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg WAI GAWD WAI?!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Acid Bath Seeking Slipknot’s Corey Taylor to Replace Vocalist Dax Riggs? June 5th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Prepare for Acid Bath fans to freak out in 3… 2… 1…
Editorials 0 Taking Risks May 16th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince argues that none of today’s metal bands are taking any musical risks, resulting in a boring scene of the status quo.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Did Muslipknoomhead Rip-Off Slipmushrooknot? March 28th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg One band’s promo photo looks like the other band’s promo photo.