Haterade 0 Here’s What White Supremacist / Racist Varg Vikernes Thinks About the Migrant Crisis in Europe September 24th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Today in “things that are not at all shocking.”
New Stuff 0 You Make The Hell “Sick” September 22nd, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus A new slammer from Watford’s finest.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Read a Brief Excerpt from Decibel‘s Comprehensive History of Nü-Metal August 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Come for the Nookie, stay for the Korn.
Br00tal-lists 0 A Comprehensive List of Fake Words Used in Metal August 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus ‘Repentless’ isn’t the only one.
Haterade 0 ex-The Haunted Frontman Peter Dolving Rants Against Music Industry, Century Media July 27th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein “Leif Jensen is a fat bitter German with a slowly increasing liver and kidney disease, just like so many of his particular ilk.”
New Stuff 0 Sanzu’s Pleasurable Painless: You MUST Listen to This EP June 15th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fans of Morbid Angel and Gojira, especially, are going to love this.
Mark for War 0 Mark for War: Owen-ed June 4th, 2015 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Was the recent Elimination Chamber match between John Cena and Kevin Owens the best of the year?
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Are Lucifer Worthy of the Hype? YES! May 21st, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Vocalist Johanna Sadonis talks surviving communist Germany as a child and traveling the world to perfect her craft as one of the most evocative vocalists in the genre.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 12, 2015 May 12th, 2015 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Some of this week’s many heavy new releases have naked ladies on their covers!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 GWAR To Annihilate What’s Left of The World on 30th Anniversary Tour April 28th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks And by “the world,” we mean “select markets in the United States.”
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: Curbed April 22nd, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Eddie weighs in on the banning of Seth Rollins’ finishing move. Also: why the band CracKerman sucks.
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Hunt Horses April 18th, 2015 at 4:03pm Kip Wingerschmidt A horse walks into a bar. The barman thinks “Why the long face?” but remains silent, slowly backs into the office, and calls animal welfare.
Mark for War 0 Mark for War: All for None March 18th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Eddie takes a look back at 1998’s Brawl for All.
Contests 0 Show Us Your MetalSucks: The Lazer/Wulf Edition March 13th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Man goes to see band, gets his face destroyed by band, poses for photo with band, gets a buncha free metal shit in the mail.
This Sucks 0 An Update on Bruce Dickinson’s Battle with Tongue Cancer March 5th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Bruce is currently in recovery and has been touched by the love of Iron Maiden fans the world over.
Metal Metsieh 0 Get Every Metal Song Ever on Free Relapse 25th Anniversary Sampler February 20th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m exaggerating, but not as much as you may assume.
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: Rhodes Worthy of Travel February 18th, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Eddie fantasizes about a Wrestlemania match incorporating both Dusty Rhodes and his two songs, Goldust and Stardust.
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: Main Idea January 7th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Who will be on the card for this year’s WWE WrestleMania? Eddie makes some predictions.
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: UFC.M. December 10th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Eddie on CM Punk’s future in the UFC.