Black Metal Brunch 30 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: MAYHEM, “FREEZING MOON” February 17th, 2008 at 10:49am MetalSucks Brunch ist ebil. Ist naht breakfasts, ist naht lunch. Ebil! […]
Black Metal Bowel Movement 160 A PERFECT FATHER’S DAY ACTIVITY FOR BLACK METAL DADS June 14th, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks Is was goings to saves this fors the Daddys Days […]
Cinemetal 270 BLACK METAL COOKIES July 29th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe these dudes wanna take over Black Metal Brunch sometime? […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE GOBBLED TURKEY November 25th, 2009 at 3:38pm Vince Neilstein We’re shuttering the Mansion early this week in celebration of […]
Viral Vomit 0 Robert Fripp Asks “Why Should I Give a F*ck” That Toyah & Fripp Series Angers Some Fans October 24th, 2022 at 1:42pm Hesher Keenan He’s right, you know.
Cinemetal Reviews 0 Review: Netflix’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Lazy Writing, Lazy Characters, Lazy Everything February 21st, 2022 at 8:12am Emperor Rhombus The new movie doesn’t seem to understand pacing, millennials, or what made the original great.
Moppet Metal 0 Watch A Bunch Of Kiddos Surprise Ozzy With Their School Band Rendition of “Crazy Train” July 26th, 2018 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Somebody sign these guys.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Fappy Holidaze December 13th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Let’s team up to fight holiday blues and boredom. Not necessarily with drugz.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 26, 2013 November 26th, 2013 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund More new releases squeeze through closing doors into the packed elevator of 2013 metal: Wolves In The Throne Room, Profanatica, Malthusian, Dark Funeral, Black Sabbath and more!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 12, 2013 November 12th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Lamb of God, The Acacia Strain, Man Must Die, Weekend Nachos, and more.
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 140 SATURDAY GLAM TO SAP OUT TO: A DOUBLE DOSE OF UNREQUITED LOVE WITH SKID ROW AND POISON July 24th, 2010 at 3:08pm Kip Wingerschmidt Nocturno reluctantly welcomed us into Hair Metal Week kicking and […]