Contests 1630 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER MAGAZINE’S SPECIAL SLAYER EDITION October 1st, 2009 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to “wiffle bat” and “soup”, the two proud owners […]
Interviews 340 THRICE DRUMMER RILEY BRECKENRIDGE RAPS ABOUT THE DEMISE OF THE ALBUM IN METALSUCKS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW September 14th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Thrice are something of an enigma, a band that’s refused […]
Br00tal-lists 870 THE BEST ALBUMS OF 2009 – TOO SOON? (AXL’S PICKS) August 11th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Where the hell does the time go? The year is […]
Exclusive 250 CHRIS PENNIE OF COHEED & CAMBRIA TALKS METAL WITH METALSUCKS August 5th, 2009 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Coheed & Cambria skinsman Chris Pennie has taken some time […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 4120 #5: CONVERGE – JANE DOE June 30th, 2009 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar We recently polled a wide array of musicians, managers, publicists, […]
Neilstein Soundscam 260 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: CHICKEN-WHAT? June 17th, 2009 at 4:01pm Vince Neilstein This week in Soundscan, supergroup Chickenfoot shifted a ridiculous number […]
Interviews 70 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH WARBRINGER GUITARIST JOHN LAUX June 10th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I was twenty years old, I was trying to […]
Editorials 490 UPDATED: I’M SO SICK OF WRITING ABOUT WHAT A PRICK OZZY HAS BECOME… May 29th, 2009 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Our friend Dan Rodriguez over at Metal Insider has […]
Tweet Twat 320 DOES SEBASTIAN BACH REALLY TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME??? May 20th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Alright, in case ya didn’t know: prior to the borderline-unlistenable […]
Reviews 360 THE MIGHTY RETURN OF BLACK SABBATH, DONE RIGHT May 8th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg There are probably more old farts making relevant music than […]
Viral Vomit 340 “I’M GONNA FAINT! HOLY SH*T! I’M ABOUT TO PASS OUT!” May 7th, 2009 at 11:45am Vince Neilstein The above line was uttered screamed by a manic Chris […]
New Stuff 180 HEARD THE NEW SABBATH ALBUM YET? HERE’S YOUR CHANCE! April 21st, 2009 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg The Devil You Know, the new Dio-Sabbath record, is every […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 110 GOOD NEWS FOR SABBATH FANS April 9th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg We’re just a few weeks away from the release of […]
Tour de Force 100 A MUCH, MUCH, MUCH BETTER DECISION THAN PLAYING NOSTRADAMUS IN ITS ENTIRETY March 18th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Less than a year ago Judas Priest were threatening to […]
Tour de Force 170 HOLY CRAP, IT’S THE NEXT TOTALLY RAD METALSUCKS SPONSORED TOUR! THE HUMAN ABSTRACT! OH, SLEEPER! IWRESTLEDABEARONCE! VANNA! March 2nd, 2009 at 2:25pm Axl Rosenberg AND THE HITS KEEP COMING! As part of our ongoing […]
Show Reviews 130 THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA: AXL’S POST-SCION REPORT March 2nd, 2009 at 11:38am Axl Rosenberg That I’m sitting here in the MetalSucks Mansion this snowy […]
Br00tal-lists 560 METAL HAMMER’S LIST OF THE BEST DEATH METAL SONGS EVER IS SUSPECT February 5th, 2009 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t read an issue of Metal Hammer since 2006, […]
Reunion Mania 670 F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK October 6th, 2008 at 2:38pm Axl Rosenberg “And the fifth angel blew his trumpet. And I saw […]
Reviews 120 ICED EARTH DELIVER SOMETHING WICKED WITH MATT BARLOW’S RETURN October 2nd, 2008 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Allow me to begin by stating unequivocally that I am […]
Editorials 360 IGN: NEW DISTURBED RECORD IS “DATED” June 9th, 2008 at 2:57pm Vince Neilstein I’d like to borrow a page out of the Idolator […]