Guest Columns 80 PAIN & PISS IN FOUR PARTS: WOODS OF YPRES TOUR BLOG, #3 June 1st, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein [Blackened doom metallers Woods of Ypres are currently touring North America […]
Tour de Force 380 METALSUCKS MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR 2011 ANNOUNCEMENT, DAY 1 May 25th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks So, hey, anyone remember when we sponsored that awesome Arch […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 260 NEW SUPERGROUP WORSHIPS IN THE TEMPLE OF THE BLACK MOON May 25th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Say, are you one of the three people in the […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1640 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT COMEDY METAL???? May 24th, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D I love music, but I am first and foremost a […]
New Stuff 80 STORM THE BLACKGATES May 4th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein In an alternate universe the world would be genuinely excited […]
Reviews 1270 COREY’S MARCH 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST April 6th, 2011 at 4:30pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 390 WHAT YOUR FAVORITE METAL BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU, PART DEUX April 1st, 2011 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez Apparently, plagiarizing a concept executed far more effectively by an […]
Everyone's Replaceable 150 CANNIBAL CORPSE’S PAT O’BRIEN IS THE NEW TEMPORARY GUITARIST FOR SLAYER March 30th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg While a press release assures us that Jeff Hanneman “has […]
Br00tal-lists 530 ARGUE ABOUT THESE LISTS March 18th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg We love having a good list to argue about here […]
This Sucks 190 TOM ARAYA HAS VERTIGO March 1st, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Slayer is already down one member, what with guitarist Jeff […]
This Sucks 290 SLAYER IS FALLING APART February 28th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Poor Slayer. First they had to recruit Exodus’ Gary Holt […]
The Webernets 40 70,000 TONS OF PHOTOS February 2nd, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein For all the friendly ribbing we gave the 70,000 Tons […]
The Webernets 180 70,000 TONS OF PHOTOS February 1st, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein For all the friendly ribbing we gave the 70,000 Tons […]
Reviews 710 COREY’S JANUARY 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST January 31st, 2011 at 11:00am Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before), I got way too […]
Question of the Week 1430 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF THE BIG FOUR WERE THE BIG EIGHT, WHICH BANDS WOULD BE THE NEXT FOUR IN THE GROUP? January 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
New Stuff 60 SO THE NEW ONSLAUGHT SONG IS FUN January 20th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Onslaught are by no means the greatest thrash band in […]
Book Reviews 600 VINCE NEIL HAD SEX WITH SQUIRRELS… WHAT THE…?!? January 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Life’s kinda getting’ out of control. I think. I don’t […]
Br00tal-lists 400 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VIII December 17th, 2010 at 3:00pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF DRAGONFORCE, A LIFE ONCE LOST, ALL SHALL […]
Br00tal-lists 440 THE BEST METAL ALBUMS OF 2010, AS CHOSEN BY METAL MUSICIANS THEMSELVES — PART VII December 17th, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks FEATURING MEMBERS OF KYLESA, DARKTHRONE, BRUTAL TRUTH, KATAKLYSM, 3 INCHES […]
Contests 250 ABC’S OF METAL POSTER CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED December 17th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks Maniac Cyrena Hoaglund, who is the winner […]