Green Eggs and Slam 120 NEW JAMZ: BIG CHOCOLATE “HILION” EP #DUBCORE March 17th, 2011 at 2:00pm Sergeant D MUSICAL GENRES ARE DEAD // LONG LIVE POST-GENRE EXPERIMENTAL GENRES […]
Green Eggs and Slam 920 WHO SHOULD EARACHE RECORDS SIGN NEXT????? March 9th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D When I look back at the last twenty years, there […]
Contests 20 CONTEST: MARCH IS METAL MONTH March 7th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hey, you: have ya heard? March Is Metal Month! This […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 230 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE MARCH 1, 2011 EDITION March 1st, 2011 at 12:30pm Vic Vaughn Scale the Summit, Trap Them, Weedeater and Omnium Gatherum top […]
Green Eggs and Slam 360 BIG CHOCOLATE = THE GUTTURAL SLAMMING JUSTIN BIEBER (PLUS THE DEBUT OF A NEW DISFIGURING THE GODDESS SONG!) January 19th, 2011 at 1:00pm Sergeant D After the jump, you’ll find Sergeant D.’s interview with Cam […]
Reunion Mania 440 BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS: HERE’S THE REUNION WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR January 12th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck Van Halen. Fuck Faith No More. Fuck At the Gates. […]
Green Eggs and Slam 490 MOAR OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT January 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm Sergeant D In the first installment of “OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT […]
Reunion Mania 540 SYSTEM OF A DOWN’S “HIATUS” IS NOW OFFICIALLY OVER November 29th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Were System of a Down the first band to use […]
Question of the Week 1110 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SPECIAL THANKSGIVING EDITION November 24th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Green Eggs and Slam 580 DID THE BEASTIE BOYS INVENT THE BLAST BEAT??? #SRSLY November 23rd, 2010 at 3:30pm Sergeant D There are few things internet metal fans love more than […]
Green Eggs and Slam 340 BANDS U MAY HAVE SLEPT ON: THE ACCUSED #CROSSOVER #THRASH #80s November 22nd, 2010 at 2:30pm Sergeant D I was fortunate to grow up in the Seattle area […]
Black Collar Workers 230 WHY DO LABELS RE-ISSUE SO MANY ALBUMS? November 15th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Earache head-honcho Digby Pearson recently penned a column on his […]
Guest Columns 1490 I AGAINST I: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON EUROPEAN METAL VS. AMERICAN METAL November 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks For my opening salvo, I suppose I should mention that […]
Green Eggs and Slam 810 BANDS WHO USED TO BE GOOD: IMPENDING DOOM September 9th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D For those who aren’t familiar, Impending Doom is a Christian […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 530 FRIENDLY REMINDER: CRYSTAL VIPER ARE MORE METAL THAN YOU August 25th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve written about Poland’s Crystal Viper before, but if you’re […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 MONSTER MAGNET’S LAWS OF ATTRACTION August 16th, 2010 at 2:40pm Anso DF The internet is cool, but I’m totally relieved that it […]
Green Eggs and Slam 330 NU SLAMZ 4 U: PATHOLOGY DOES DIY DEATH July 30th, 2010 at 1:20pm Sergeant D As someone who came up in the 90s West Coast […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 WE’RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE ABSENCE’S ENEMY UNBOUND July 22nd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The Absence debuted the title track from their forthcoming new […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 DEATH ANGEL RELENTLESSLY SEEK RETRIBUTION July 2nd, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Y’know what’s fucking metal? Using the carcass of your prey […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2080 The History of Metalcore/Screamo June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]