Guest Columns 240 VALIENT HIMSELF RECAPS THE FUN [FUN FUN] AT THIS YEAR’S FUN FUN FUN FEST November 16th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We couldn’t attend this year’s annual Fun Fun Fun Fest in […]
Ask Oderus 140 ASK ODERUS: “IT COULD NEVER BE AS BAD AS VINNIE PAUL’S COLUMN!” November 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The Bloody Tour of Horror rocks on! City after city […]
Metal in the Media 280 FORMER ARKANSAS GOVERNOR MIKE HUCKABEE CALLS TORCHE “HEAVIER THAN SOMETHING REALLY HEAVY” October 27th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Torche are the latest metal band to be featured on […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE GRILLED ‘EM ALL October 22nd, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg As I sit here typing this, I’m just trying to […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 100 SODOM ENTER THE RACE FOR BEST ALBUM ART OF THE YEAR September 27th, 2010 at 12:50pm Axl Rosenberg Eliran Kantor is on quite a roll this year: The […]
Worst Week Ever 120 IN WHICH WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “WORST WEEK EVER” FOR ANOTHER DEVIN TOWNSEND VIDEO UPDATE September 24th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So this normally where we write some fairly meaningless bullshit […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ON LORDI, ANALLY CHAINSAWED JEWS, KILLING PERRY FARRELL, AND MOTHERF*CKING APE-RAPE September 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Gwar‘s new album, Gwar’s Bloody Pit of Horror, is scheduled […]
Worst Week Ever 250 IN WHICH WE TURNED 10,000 POSTS OLD September 17th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein There was something of a tornado here in Brooklyn yesterday, […]
Interviews 150 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH VALIENT HIMSELF: VALIENT THORR FRONTMAN SHARES HIS BELIEFS WITH VINCE NEILSTEIN September 14th, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Valient Thorr must be experienced live to be experienced at […]
Ask Oderus 670 ASK ODERUS RETURNS! September 1st, 2010 at 3:20pm MetalSucks That’s right… he’s back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 THE NEW LORDI ALBUM ART COMBINES BOOBS AND BLOOD TO CREATE ONE SEXCELLENT PICTURE August 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t hate Lordi, but I really don’t see the […]
Cinemetal 390 I NOW OFFICIALLY DISLIKE DIAMONDSNAKE June 10th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg When we first heard about Diamondsnake, Moby’s new metal band […]
Reunion Mania 110 WARBEAST (& HOUSECORE HEAD HONCHO PHILIP H. ANSELMO) KRUSH FORT WORTH AT ENEMY CD RELEASE PARTY May 17th, 2010 at 5:00pm Corey Mitchell May 8, 2010 – Ridglea Theater – Fort Worth, Texas […]
New Stuff 320 MOBY GOES METAL May 4th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Moby is one of those guys, like Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo, […]
Editorials 470 METAL AT NON-METAL FESTIVALS February 10th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Right around this time of year we usually start to […]
Ask Oderus 80 ASK ODERUS: ODERUS URUNGUS RETURNS TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT OPRAH, NECROPHILIA AND BESTIALITY PORN January 8th, 2010 at 12:15pm MetalSucks GREETINGS HUMAN SCUM, IT IS I, ME, THE LORD AND […]
Br00tal-lists 400 METALSUCKS’ FAVORITE METAL VIDEOS OF 2009 December 17th, 2009 at 12:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order… Mastodon, “Oblivion” and “Divinations” – directed […]
A View From the Pit 100 PHOTOS: VADER AT THE TROCADERO IN PHILADELPHIA, DECEMBER 13, 2009 December 16th, 2009 at 10:30am MetalSucks After a brutal and packed weekend of Municipal Waste, Brutal […]
Contests 880 HELLBENT FOR COOKING CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE HEAVY METAL COOKBOOK! December 7th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that if you eat before you start […]
Ask Oderus 620 ASK ODERUS: MR. URUNGUS, AT YOUR SERVICE December 4th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Gwar frontman / Fox News interplanetary correspondent Oderus Urungus is […]