Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 TED NUGENT IS GUILTY!!! (OF ILLEGALLY KILLING A BEAR) April 23rd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Ted Nugent may be off the hook for blatantly threatening […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE WERE HOLOGRAMS April 20th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get the latest MetalSucks updates via email. Subscribe below. Yo! […]
Editorials 0 GOD IS A STUPID REDNECK: SECRET SERVICE LETS TED NUGENT OFF THE HOOK April 20th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Good news, everyone! Ted Nugent is free to continue to […]
Editorials 0 TED NUGENT IS THROWING A BARBECUE FOR THE SECRET SERVICE April 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg On Sunday, Mr. Sensitivity himself, Ted Nugent, told members of […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 TED NUGENT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM THE SECRET SERVICE April 17th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s no secret that Ted Nugent is a total asshole, […]
Exclusive 0 EXCLUSIVE: 2008 MEMORANDUM ON MEGADETH MERCH DESIGN AS DICTATED BY DAVE MUSTAINE March 30th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you thought Dave Mustaine’s recent crazy missives against women, […]
\m/ 0 SORRY, LADIES, JIMMY BOWER IS OFF THE MARKET March 7th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Jimmy Bower of Down and Eyehategod fame got hitched this […]
Interviews 270 METALSUCKS TALKS TO GREG PUCIATO, LIAM WILSON, AND BILLY RYMER FROM THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN March 23rd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg At this point, how much of an introduction do The […]
Interviews 400 FROM PHIL ANSELMO TO DEALMAKING DEMOCRATS, JELLO BIAFRA TAKES US TO SCHOOL January 20th, 2010 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Jello Biafra is one of the very few people living […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 330 KOWLOON WALLED CITY AND THE AUDACITY OF FREE September 29th, 2009 at 10:00am Gary Suarez Since the Kentucky Grilled Chicken fiasco, we’ve all developed a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 WE. ARE. STUPID. PIGS. September 18th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein For a horribly misguided, washed-up hair-metal star who compared Barack […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 1430 I DON’T THINK BLACKIE LAWLESS KNOWS WHO HITLER WAS September 14th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is Blackie Lawless talking about Barack Obama in Classic […]
...And F*ck You Too 690 50 PEOPLE I VALUE LESS THAN A PILE OF MY DOG’S FECES July 17th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Eddie Ojeda. Joey Belladonna. Joey Belladonna’s manager.
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE CHOSE TO ILLEGALLY PIRATE OUR OWN ARTICLES April 24th, 2009 at 6:13pm MetalSucks Actually, we don’t have to pirate our own articles. Plenty […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 30 YOUR NOISE ROCK BAILOUT ARRIVES MARCH 31 March 19th, 2009 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez You read right, blog patron. For the mere cost of […]
The Hard R 330 THE HARD R: BRING ON THE HATERADE!! December 5th, 2008 at 3:15pm MetalSucks By now a lot of you have had a chance […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE CONTEMPLATED THE MEANING OF “BLACK” METAL November 7th, 2008 at 5:17pm MetalSucks The United States has a brilliant new President in Mr. […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 120 BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE $12,000,000? November 6th, 2008 at 11:02am Gary Suarez President-elect Barack Obama (FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!) has some tough challenges […]
Editorials 340 BLACKIE’S CLUELESS: “I WANNA BE SEAN HANNITY” November 4th, 2008 at 3:45pm Corey Mitchell Former buzzsaw cod-piece wearing, red meat slinging, naked woman whipping, […]
What the...?? 180 WTFH2? November 3rd, 2008 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell I am currently sequestered away in my cave hammering out […]