Metal Mysteries 0 Some of the Best Heavy Metal Conspiracy Theories October 19th, 2016 at 4:05pm MetalSucks Includes Motörhead, Mötley Crüe, and other bands that do not use umlauts.
This Sucks 0 Want to Hear the New Country Song by Dave Mustaine’s Daughter? Too Bad, Here it Is! September 1st, 2016 at 10:40am Emperor Rhombus Just the worst.
Editorials 0 Editorial: What SINGLE Metal Band Will Someday Represent ALL of Metal? July 21st, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretend it’s a thousand years in the future, and to the general public, there is ONE band or person who ostensibly represents ALL of metal. Who will that artist be?
Tour de Force 0 For Today Have No Tomorrow July 5th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band is breaking up.
Pummeling Politics 0 Metal Musician Voter Guide: Which Candidate Does Your Favorite Artist Support? April 13th, 2016 at 5:00pm Phil Boozeman We found the candidates your favorite artist support because we know that you’re too lazy.
Cinemetal 0 Anyone Order a Dave Mustaine Family Reality Show? January 25th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus There’s only a pilot… for now.
Greatest Hits 0 Thirty of the Worst Heavy Metal Album Covers of All Time January 7th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Includes albums by Iron Maiden, Pantera, Stryper, and more.
Metal Legacies 0 Metal Musicians and Celebrities React to Lemmy’s Death December 28th, 2015 at 9:22pm MetalSucks Members of Black Sabbath, Pantera, Megadeth, Anthrax, Periphery, Ratt, Guns N’ Roses, KISS, Hatebreed, Motley Crue and SO many more chime in with their condolences.
Poetry In Motion 0 Reformed Zoophilic Blackie Lawless Needs Jesus Now November 6th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Presumably so he can fuck him like a beast.
Crushing Crowdfunding 0 Ex-God Forbid Guitarist Doc Coyle’s New Band Vagus Nerve Releases Song, Launches Kickstarter October 28th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein The band describes themselves as “hard rock,” but your papa’s hard rock this ain’t.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 16th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Katy Perry, Kanye West, and Bernie Sanders. Seriously.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 16, 2015 October 16th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund Put a pot of coffee on, lots of heavy new releases this week. White Widows Pact, Zombi, Coheed And Cambria, All Hell, Aosoth, and several dozen more. Correction: Shining is next week, brahs. Thanks.
Br00tal-lists 0 Suggested Heavy Metal Campaign Songs for the 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates September 25th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Rock the vote.
New Stuff 0 Sevendust Stream New Single “Thank You,” Announce 11th Album Kill the Flaw, July 27th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Can I get a witness for how awesome this new song is?
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Other Metal Musicians Infected by Band-Related Diseases February 5th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Members of Disturbed, Hellyeah, Motionless in White and more bravely share their sicknesses in the name of raising awareness.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Steel Panther Wants To Stuff Your “Stocking” December 9th, 2014 at 10:30am Anso DF Steel Panther enters the “holiday metal” fray. Kinda.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 23, 2014 September 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Sepultura, Æges, Disasterhate, and more.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Mark Slaughter’s Solo Album is Already the Best Hair Metal Album of Whatever Year it Comes Out July 24th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Because it’s being produced by Michael Wagener.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Lemmy is Like Magic January 2nd, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks He’s only just now starting to deal with the consequences after all that indulgence? At age 68?!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 5, 2013 November 5th, 2013 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Brrr it’s wintery in here! Warm up with today’s heavy, hard, snowy new releases!