What the...?? 0 There’s a 25-Foot-Tall Inflatable Ozzy Outside of San Diego Comic-Con July 20th, 2022 at 1:47pm Emperor Rhombus Of course, now that he’s out of his original packaging, he’s worthless.
Interviews 0 Born In a Mosh: Revel Ian Talks About His Band Honeybee, His Favorite Extreme Metal Act, and the Music His Dad Hates July 18th, 2022 at 1:10pm Emperor Rhombus The drummer of Honeybee and the son of Anthrax’s Scott Ian let us pick his brain.
Editorials 0 Opinion: Defending Traditional Gender Values In Heavy Metal Means You Missed the Point July 11th, 2022 at 12:34pm Emperor Rhombus If you’re trying to defend metal from the “war on gender,” then you haven’t been paying attention.
Tour de Force 0 Spiter Announce North American Tour July 6th, 2022 at 1:53pm Emperor Rhombus Mothers, lock up your daughters — pervert vampire thrash is coming to your town!
Eaten Back to Life 0 Ozzy Installs Bat Conservation Boxes at UK Home, Bats Understandably Cautious June 28th, 2022 at 8:36am Emperor Rhombus Metal’s prince of darkness welcomes the flying snack packs AHEM cute little critters.
New Stuff 0 Ozzy Osbourne Announces New Album, Drops First Single Via Awesome Animated Music Video June 24th, 2022 at 12:04pm Emperor Rhombus The video was directed by Spawn and Venom creator Todd McFarlane.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy to Drop New Single “Patient Number 9” on Friday June 22nd, 2022 at 11:03am Emperor Rhombus Ozzy’s post suggests its video is animated by Spawn and Venom creator Todd McFarlane.
News 0 Ozzy to Undergo Surgery Monday that Will “Determine the Rest of His Life” June 10th, 2022 at 8:31am Emperor Rhombus According to Sharon, Ozzy’s going in for a “major operation.”
Crush You 0 Ozzy Osbourne “Sees Himself” in Yungblud June 7th, 2022 at 10:03am Em Shadows The Rising British star shared advice Ozzy gave him while filming “The Funeral” video.
Br00tal-lists 0 Devil Master’s 10 Best Cape-Wearing Bands of All Time May 26th, 2022 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus The Philly blackened sleaze merchants list their favorite cape-clad metal acts.
Br00tal-lists 0 Happy World Dracula Day: 11 Awesome Vampire Metal Bands Out for Blood May 26th, 2022 at 12:01pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 11 killer bands to help you ring in the 125th anniversary of Bram Stoker’s classic.
Metal Legacies 0 Ozzy Confronts His Mortality: “My Time Is Going to Come” May 21st, 2022 at 8:23am Emperor Rhombus Metal’s prince of darkness ain’t afraid of the final bow.
New Stuff 0 The New Spiter (Devil Master, Sh*tf*cker) Is What Fundamentalist Christians Think Metal Is May 18th, 2022 at 3:36pm Emperor Rhombus In a good way.
Editorials 0 Opinion: Star Wars Ain’t Metal May 4th, 2022 at 11:16am Emperor Rhombus Fuck the Bothans.
Podcast 0 Dream Theater Frontman James LaBrie on The MetalSucks Podcast #436 May 2nd, 2022 at 2:41pm Emperor Rhombus James and his songwriting partner Paul Logue discuss his solo album, fatherly advice, and more!
This Sucks 0 Ozzy Tests Positive for COVID-19, Sharon Says She’s “Very Worried” April 28th, 2022 at 12:42pm Emperor Rhombus We’re rooting for you, Oz.
New Stuff 0 Devil Master Are None More Pink on “The Vigour of Evil” April 1st, 2022 at 12:59pm Emperor Rhombus The Philadelphia black-thrashers are at it again.
Interviews 0 Cinnamon Babe’s Stormi Maya: “Metal Purists Are Just Afraid of Bimbo Hot Chicks and Young Kids Taking Over” March 31st, 2022 at 11:02am Emperor Rhombus The nu-metal artist talks race, responsibility, and taking nonstop hate for making the music she loves.
Exclusive 0 Exclusive Presale: Come to the Launch Party for Kim Kelly’s New Book Fight Like Hell: The Untold History of American Labor! March 16th, 2022 at 1:38pm Emperor Rhombus The event will feature sets by Trophy Hunt and Sunrot.
Br00tal-lists 0 12 Hidden Gems On Classic Bands’ Questionable Turn-of-the-Millennium Albums March 15th, 2022 at 12:01pm Emperor Rhombus Here are 12 diamonds in the rough where it got REALLY rough.