Cinemetal 0 Randy Blythe Made a Video with His Cat, Salad July 15th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg That headline becomes even funnier if you remove the comma.
Poetry In Motion 0 Attila Made the Stupidest Lyric Video Ever June 24th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, fuck this band.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Donald Trump Fires Bret Michaels from The Celebrity Apprentice; Bret Michaels Cries Like a Little Bitch March 6th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Every rose has its thorn indeed!
Metal in the Media 0 3 Inches of Blood Wrote a Jingle For Their Local Pet Store February 4th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein KITTEHZ ARE METUL!!!
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Rejected Ideas for Decibel‘s 100th Issue January 10th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Wouldn’t you have loved to see a Limp Bizkit Hall of Fame entry???
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: SEPTEMBER 11, 2012 September 11th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Ahhh, sorry bros … no new musics today … PSYCHE! […]
Black Metal Brunch 0 BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX DOESN’T LIKE PETS July 22nd, 2012 at 10:27am MetalSucks “IT’S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD” SAY THE #ANIMALCANNIBALS. IF […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: DON’T WE LOVE GLENN DANZIG? June 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch The time is now half-past bongload on […]
Friggin' Danzig 0 GLENN DANZIG ANNOUNCES NEW CONCEPT ALBUM ALL ABOUT HIS CAT June 13th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Okay, okay, so this obviously isn’t a real Danzig album, but… […]
A Game of Thrones 0 GAME OF THRONES, SEASON 2: THE HEAVY METAL REVIEW — EPISODE 2.10, “VALAR MORGHULIS” June 4th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Theon Greyjoy says, “Season finale! Time for some shit to […]
Cinemetal 0 ORIGIN LIVE FOOTAGE MAKES ME JEALOUS I MISSED THE “OCCUPATION DOMINATION” TOUR May 18th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I write you today from the MS Mansion North Outpost […]
Question of the Week 770 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT ALBUM WILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A LIMP DICK IN 2012? (or, WHAT IS YOUR LEAST ANTICIPATED ALBUM OF 2012?) January 20th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
\m/ 380 HOLY CRAP, THIS MISERY SIGNALS COVER OF PINK FLOYD’S “US AND THEM”! November 17th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Monday’s post on Misery Signals’ pending new album led […]
Reviews 1050 COREY’S AUGUST 2011 BLEEDERS’ DIGEST (THE “IT’S ABOUT F*CKING TIME” EDITION) October 17th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Last year (and the year before) I got way too […]
Interviews 70 INTERVIEW WITH SKATEBOARD MARKETING PRESIDENT MUNSEY RICCI October 14th, 2011 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein If you go to metal shows in or around New […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 110 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY – THE AUGUST 30, 2011 EDITION August 30th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vic Vaughn This week’s column does feature a few new releases, but […]
Not Quite Metal? 310 “I GIVE THE LOWEST AMOUNT OF F*CK HUMANLY POSSIBLE” August 2nd, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know this Jon Lajoie is in no way, shape, […]
New Stuff 90 DIAMOND PLATE ARRIVE “AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS” June 17th, 2011 at 11:20am MetalSucks Much like fellow Midwesterners Lazarus A.D., Illinois’ Diamond Plate refuse to […]
Tour de Force 570 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2011: INFOMERCIAL RELEASED! June 6th, 2011 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Making fun of juggalos is passe at this point; been […]
Not Quite Metal? 1730 “HEAVY METAL LOVER”: LADY GAGA IS ONE OF US May 24th, 2011 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Every once in a while, I listen to, and enjoy, […]