Tour de Force 430 POSSIBLY THE MOST BORINGEST TOUR OF THE WINTER December 6th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Next year’s early contribution to drunk driving accidents and teen […]
Green Eggs and Slam 960 SOME OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT November 16th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D When I am not trolling simple-minded, entry-level elitists, I enjoy […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2710 WHAT OLD SCHOOL BANDS DID U WANT TO LIKE, BUT COULDN’T??? November 15th, 2010 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Anyone who was unfortunate enough to have well-meaning-yet-clueless relatives knows […]
Contests 2650 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ASSLOAD OF METAL BLADE RECORDS CDs AND T-SHIRTS! November 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein The winner of last week’s contest did not follow instructions […]
Guest Columns 1490 I AGAINST I: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON EUROPEAN METAL VS. AMERICAN METAL November 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks For my opening salvo, I suppose I should mention that […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 380 DAN NELSON HATES JOEY BELLADONNA October 11th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg We haven’t had any real Anthrax drama in a few […]
New Stuff 280 THE DAMNED THINGS HAVE A DAMNED GOOD “SITUATION” October 5th, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein OMFGz!!!! Members of Anthrax and Every Time I Die are […]
Album of the Day 190 ALBUM OF THE DAY: SUICIDAL TENDENCIES’ CONTROLLED BY HATRED October 4th, 2010 at 10:00am Sergeant D Suicidal Tendencies’ 1983 self-titled debut album is universally regarded as […]
Question of the Week 2020 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS THERE ANY STILL-ACTIVE METAL BAND THAT COULD NOT AFFORD TO LOSE A SINGLE MEMBER OF ITS LINE-UP? September 24th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
New Stuff 240 WHAT DOES THE NEW KYLESA SONG HAVE TO DO WITH THE NEW MUSHROOMHEAD SONG? September 2nd, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Absolutely nothing! But I’m lumping them in together anyway. If […]
Interviews 490 SLAYER’S DAVE LOMBARDO: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW August 31st, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks If Horatio Alger were alive today, he’d be tempted to […]
Everyone's Replaceable 540 DIMMU DRAMA GETS SILLIER: SNOWY SHAW IS OUT August 25th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Holy shit, this is hilarious. Last month rumors started to […]
Green Eggs and Slam 300 ALL OUT WAR’S MIKE SCORE ON METALCORE, MYSPACE, AND MORE August 20th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D It might be hard for all you self-righteous, 22 year-old […]
Vicious Vacation 140 LEYLA FORD TAKES YOU ON A TOUR OF THE TURKISH METAL SCENE August 20th, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks I’d like to take you to a place. A place […]
Reviews 120 STRANGER: DON’T LET VALIENT THORR NOT SEE YOU SWEAT August 16th, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Thorriors of the world rejoice and once more cast off […]
Br00tal-lists 170 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS July 20th, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF Usually when a fad fizzles, its casual fans disperse and […]
Editorials 40 GET YOUR LATTER DAY JOHN BUSH FIX July 14th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Amidst all this talk of Joey Belladonna bending over and […]
Rampant Rumors 300 “AMERICAN CARNAGE” TOUR ABOUT TO BECOME “BIG THREE” TOUR? July 7th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The prospect of a Big Four tour is titillating mostly […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 180 ALBUM ART FOR STONE SOUR’S AUDIO FREQUENCY LOOKS LIKE AN ED HARDY SHIRT July 6th, 2010 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg Well… it does. Audio Secrecy comes out September 7 on […]
Editorials 260 MY BONER FOR JOHN BUSH JUST GREW BY 1,000 INCHES June 29th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Anyone who reads this site knows well our unabashed fandom […]