Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Korn Jams You Can Love (Secretly) September 19th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks It’s not the song’s fault that its performers suck.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Everything Goes Well, We Might Be Showin’ You Our Metal O Face August 29th, 2014 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Also known as “heavy metal vinegar strokes.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Simon Le Bon Hears Asking Alexandria/Korn Cover of Duran Duran, Offs Himself July 23rd, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tragic
Haterade 0 “Hater”: You Won’t Ever Bring Korn Down, But You May Inspire Them to Write a Horrible Song June 23rd, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Korn’s mommies says all the mean kids are just jealous because they’re so handsome.
Black Collar Workers 0 Want to Book Queens of the Stone Age, Clutch, Avenged Sevenfold, etc to Play Your Party? This is How Much it Will Cost. May 21st, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein These bands earn HOW MUCH?!?!
This Sucks 0 R.I.P. H.R. Giger May 13th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The legendary artist has died at age 74.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: The $5 Million Album April 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Money can buy a shitload of happiness.
Metal Tech 0 Powerman 5000 Still Around, Still Look Like Powerman 5000 April 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg 1999 called. It wants its haircut back.
Metal in the Media 0 Revolver Golden Gods Awards 2014 Will Feature Axl N’ Roses, Korn, Lots of Five Finger Death Punch Ball-Tickling February 26th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein As commercial as in years past, but there’s some good stuff too.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Wolfed Down Wall Street with Meshuggah February 21st, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Over and over and over again.
Metal Tech 0 Fans Start Petition to Get Leonardo DiCaprio to Appear at Bonnaroo with Meshuggah February 20th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg “DiCaprio must wear a suit, and everyone in the crowd must pound their chests,” dictates entreaty.
Cinemetal 0 Cinemetal Mega Round-Up: New Videos from Korn, Dream Theater, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Death Angel, and More February 6th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg We got a lotta catching up to do!
Tour de Force 0 Munky Says Korn and Avenged Sevenfold Will Play Mayhem Fest 2014 January 31st, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Wanna speculate as to who else is on the bill?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Ex-Korn Drummer David Silveria: Fieldy is “a Cowardly Little Bitch,” and a “Judgmental Self Righteous Idiot” December 19th, 2013 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Drama between nu-metal has beens!!
Br00tal-lists 0 The Top Ten YARLERS of All Time December 12th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Even if you’ve never heard the term “yarl” before you probably know exactly what I mean. These are the ten men who do it best.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 8, 2013 October 8th, 2013 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Korn, Ulver, Dance Gavin Dance, Beaten to Death, and more.
Reviews 0 Korn’s The Paradigm Shift is a Perfectly Harmless Pop Album September 30th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It also has some show tunes on it.
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Sepultura’s Roots Belongs in the Ground August 14th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sepultura made multiple classic albums. Roots is not one of them.
New Stuff 0 “Never Never”: So, Korn Fans? Do You Like The Band’s First New Single with Brian “Head” Welch Since 2003? August 7th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I am asking with all sincerity.
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Korny 4 Eva June 28th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Will Head’s return to Korn improve the quality of the band? Sure, maybe the way