Hipsters Out Of Metal! 70 IDOL REMAINS: “SING DAMNIT!” February 25th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Wed: Las Vegas, The Beatles/The Final Judgement pt. 1 Thur: […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 150 IDOL REMAINS: THE SUCKIEST SUCKS THAT EVER SUCKED February 18th, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF Wed: “Hollywood” group night Thurs: “Hollywood” solo auditions Misery index: […]
Music Dorkery 420 METAL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER January 24th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Admit it: this picture makes you SO FUCKING HAPPY. Recently, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2011: VICIOUS RUMORS, RAZORBACK KILLERS January 11th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Vicious Rumors Razorback Killers Label – SPV/Steamhammer Release Date – […]
...And F*ck You Too 450 MIKE PORTNOY IS AVAILABLE FOR BAR MITZVAHS January 11th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Watch out! These young bucks are taking over the world. […]
Contests 310 THE SLAYER BEARD: ONE MONTH LATER (PLUS A GRIPE ABOUT RATKING) November 24th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Remember MS reader “Whiskey,” he who shaved his epic beard to […]
Interviews 150 SLOUGH FEG’S MIKE SCALZI: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW November 23rd, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks After a late night and a groggy start across two […]
Br00tal-lists 290 ONE YOU MAY HAVE MISSED IN 2010: HELLYEAH’S STAMPEDE November 23rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez [Like my colleague Vince Neilstein, I too feel compelled to […]
Reviews 50 PINE/CROSS DOVER: MASTERS OF REALITY’S GLORIOUS NOISE November 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar It takes condor egg-sized balls to name your band Masters […]
Interviews 220 DREDG’S GAVIN HAYES; THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW November 9th, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Dredg are one of those bands who completely defy categorization […]
Guest Columns 1490 I AGAINST I: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON EUROPEAN METAL VS. AMERICAN METAL November 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks For my opening salvo, I suppose I should mention that […]
Interviews 410 AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED’S J. RANDALL “VAPORIZES THE MUSIC INDUSTRY” October 27th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Nowadays, fucking everyone is on Twitter — the President, Snooki, […]
Editorials 760 DOES KISS STILL MATTER? September 10th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks On Saturday night, I ventured deep into the heart of […]
Interviews 230 BEARD ON BEARD ON BEARD: EVERY TIME I DIE’S ANDY WILLIAMS AND THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN’S LIAM WILSON TALK BEARDS WITH VINCE NEILSTEIN July 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Exclusive beard+shlong nature noodz pic brought to you exclusively for […]
Cinemetal 370 ENCORE PERFORMANCES: A GUIDE TO THE BIG FOUR LIVE BY SATELLITE June 23rd, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Hey Suckfaces, the Big Four live in Sofia, Bulgaria concert/movie […]
The Hard R 680 THE HARD R: DALLAS ON WHERE THE MUSIC BUSINESS IS HEADED May 10th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Axl and Vince have proclaimed “music is worthless” many amounts […]
Levi/Werstler Sucks 460 GREAT MUSICIANS THAT COULD GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DEFINITION OF GENRE (AND ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL FOR IT) April 20th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Musicians are strange creatures. Their work hours and habits are […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 750 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WONDERS IF TOURING IS REALLY THE BE-ALL END-ALL ITS MADE OUT TO BE March 26th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I’ll admit it: I still do check Blabbermouth from time […]
Cinemetal 300 THE GREAT JIMI HENDRIX CASH-IN OF 2010 February 18th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg First of all, I think we can all agree on […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 50 JOE JACKSON IS A DICK. NO, NOT THAT ONE. February 4th, 2010 at 1:20pm Anso DF If you’re reading this, you are a sexy genius with […]