Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 390 WHAT YOUR FAVORITE METAL BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU, PART DEUX April 1st, 2011 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez Apparently, plagiarizing a concept executed far more effectively by an […]
Br00tal-lists 530 ARGUE ABOUT THESE LISTS March 18th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg We love having a good list to argue about here […]
New Stuff 510 JOEY BELLADONNA GIVES AXL A DEAF WISH March 9th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks loses another intern to the sound of Joey Belladonna’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 FAME AND PRAISE IN TIME: THE REALM INTERVIEW [PLUS MONTE CONNER!] March 3rd, 2011 at 1:20pm Anso DF A brief period in the late ’80s and early ’90s […]
New Stuff 470 DEVIN TOWNSEND KICKS FRANK SINATRA’S ASS ALL OVER “NEW YORK, NEW YORK” March 2nd, 2011 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg About a month ago, I read a Noisecreep article announcing […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 360 LOBBING JÄGER BOMBS AT BEST BUY February 18th, 2011 at 2:30pm Gary Suarez The unbearable brutality of winter (and the company of a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 220 FRANK SINATRA MAKES MOST METAL MUSICIANS LOOK LIKE PUSSIES February 3rd, 2011 at 12:12am Axl Rosenberg So there are a lot of things that differentiate Frank […]
Everyone's Replaceable 240 SO I GUESS COREY TAYLOR MIGHT JOIN VELVET REVOLVER AFTER ALL January 31st, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Corey Taylor performing “It’s So Easy” with Slash in 2009. […]
Question of the Week 1430 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF THE BIG FOUR WERE THE BIG EIGHT, WHICH BANDS WOULD BE THE NEXT FOUR IN THE GROUP? January 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Tour de Force 1060 LARS ULRICH EXPLAINS WHY WE’RE ONLY GETTING ONE BIG 4 SHOW IN THE U.S. January 26th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg So yesterday The Big 4 finally announced a U.S. show, […]
...And F*ck You Too 370 SOUNDGARDEN AND KORN COMPETING FOR “LAZIEST BAND EVER” AWARD January 14th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fieldy ain’t no Scotty Griffin. There’s no actual connection between […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 270 ALBUMS THAT WILL F*CK YOUR FACE OFF IN 2011 January 10th, 2011 at 9:30am MetalSucks Yep yep — it’s time for our 2011 album preview! […]
Contests 250 ABC’S OF METAL POSTER CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED December 17th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Congrats to MetalSucks Maniac Cyrena Hoaglund, who is the winner […]
Br00tal-lists 180 ANSO DF’S TOP FIFTEEN METAL ALBUMS OF 2010 December 16th, 2010 at 2:30pm Anso DF 15. Forbidden, Omega Wave (Nuclear Blast) From one angle, it […]
Tour de Force 270 THE BIG FOUR ARE HEADLINING SONISPHERE U.K., AND DAVE MUSTAINE IS COLLABORATING WITH DAN SPITZ December 13th, 2010 at 3:29pm Axl Rosenberg Last week Dave Mustaine dropped a not-so-subtle hint that there […]
New Stuff 190 THE DAMNED ALBUM STREAM December 10th, 2010 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg I think I’ve made it pretty clear that thus far, […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 SCOTT IAN IS WRITING ANOTHER COMIC BOOK December 9th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I didn’t read any of the Lobo comics Scott Ian […]
Tour de Force 430 POSSIBLY THE MOST BORINGEST TOUR OF THE WINTER December 6th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Next year’s early contribution to drunk driving accidents and teen […]
Green Eggs and Slam 960 SOME OLD BANDS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT November 16th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D When I am not trolling simple-minded, entry-level elitists, I enjoy […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2710 WHAT OLD SCHOOL BANDS DID U WANT TO LIKE, BUT COULDN’T??? November 15th, 2010 at 4:00pm Sergeant D Anyone who was unfortunate enough to have well-meaning-yet-clueless relatives knows […]
