“Granted, I’m a hopeless Metallica fan. I will always and forever listen to anything they put out, and while I won’t always love it (LULU is mind bogglingly awful), they are The Beatles/Led Zeppelin of my life.”
“So give us all your faggots, all your niggers and your spicks
Give us all your muslims, the so-called terrorists
We welcome them with open arms, put ‘em in our mix
We’re better off together, embrace our difference”
Warning: this post contains the phrases “non-stop-assquaking,” “exploding greenish-brown liquid out of my anal cavity with the same pressure as a-thumb-over-a-garden-hose,” and “green apple splatters.” Proceed cautiously.