…yellow cabs. We’re in New York, it’s official. It’s my first time there and it’s everything like the movies. After hell for parking we finally get to chill at the…

…Gazes Also.” Disturbed, “Down with the Sickness” – “Some nice flowers.” Green Day, “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” – “You quit.” Incubus, “Out from Under” – “Never!” Linkin Park, “No More…

…music took. Most of the time there weren’t any vocals, which placed the emphasis squarely on the epic, monstrous, riveting compositions. All I could do was stand and watch as…

…I were a betting man I’d say Axl will be wearing a black one. We look very Jewish, and strikingly similar to our South Park avatars (+ beard for me)….

…with clear, harmonically rich rhythm lashings. What Absu sacrifice in heaviness, they make up for in the clarity of their inventive riffs. Magic(K) Square Cipher” turns ever-shifting rhythms into a…

…of themselves; after all, isn’t the idea to shun straight morals and remain alive merely to discomfit squares (“Drunk-Driving Man”), be a nuisance to authority (“Ain’t Your Business”), and get…

…Park IV that was about, I shit you not, genetically modified super dinosaurs that the government uses to combat drug lords). But his true calling is being a director of…

…with Josh aboard the Queen Mary in Long Beach, Calif. Get drunk and cut each other’s hair in the parking lot of the Long Beach courthouse (filmed and posted on…

…bedrooms, was built in 1990, and has 2600 square feet of living space. Perhaps the most intriguing thing about the house is that it has no central air conditioning. I…

…hours on every touring wandering parking lots? No, now he sits by himself in the back lounge reading bodybuilding magazines. Multiple choice question. We think the song “Six” is a…

…from Carving Desert Canyons. The emphasis remains squarely on the composition, telling the story through musical nuance rather than words, whether that means pounding you over the head with deep…

…(8%) Opeth – ‘The Drapery Falls’ (BLACKWATER PARK, 2001) (7%) Children Of Bodom – ‘Deadnight Warrior’ (SOMETHING WILD, 1997) (7%) Nile – ‘Black Seeds Of Vengeance’ (BLACK SEEDS OF VENGEANCE,…

…Square Garden — ’cause no one else I knew gave two shits about metal — with a rolled joint ready to rock in my wallet. Needless to say, it was…

…@ Java Jazz 3/01-Austin, TX @ Emo’s 3/02-Corpus Christi, TX @ House of Rock 3/03-Abilene, TX @ Rose Park 3/04-El Paso, TX @ Chic’s 3/06-Lancaster, CA @ Palmdale Vets Hall…

…sweat. Making sense of the ridiculous speed grind requires a level of admirable expertise; Cattle Decapitation have the sort of skills that put them squarely at the head of grind’s…

…and wish them a “Merry Christmas!” back.And us Jews feel left out when everyone is comparing Christmas gifts, recipes, and dinners. Do you see parking lots filled with menorahs for…

…Ballroom – New York, NY May 9, 2009 – Convention Center – Asbury Park, NJ May 11, 2009 – Rams Head Live – Baltimore, MD May 12, 2009 – House…

…Draiman’s pocket. But look at this way: when you leave early, you’ll totally beat the post-show parking lot traffic. Now, if Disturbed really wanna make headlines, they should invite The…

…in the Park.” You have to make sacrifices. EH: Yeah. I mean, you can’t plagiarize. MT: You can’t be Chicago right away. EH: You got to work up to Saturday….

…for new songs live. It’s awesome. How’s Australia? Have you toured Australia before? Australia is amazing. I just want to thank Graham at Resist Records and Parkway Drive for giving…