…32, so there’s still time. The phone could ring tomorrow and boom!, he’s doing 3-5 shows with Papa Roach. Who knows. Sometimes dreams do come true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCPFPUuXR6c&feature=youtu.be&t=1m20s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv__EfGDG_k https://youtu.be/2S62AhxKkno [via]…

…and actors David Dastmalchian (Blade Runner 2049, Ant-Man, The Dark Knight) and Steve Agee (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, New Girl, The Sarah Silverman Program). Check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgMHbwB3_PQ…

…catch the band live on Devastation on the Nation this spring; dates underneath the embed, and tickets here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hitlxQwEZ14&feature=youtu.be 5/25 – Brooklyn, NY The Kingsland 5/26 – Montreal, QC L’Astral…

…dark and stormy. It’s the perfect match for the video’s subject matter which… well, you’ll see. Hearken, which will be released on April 6th via EVP Recordings; pre-order here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29hQc-9NbQI…

…new album, Goétie Funeste (Disastrous Goethe) , which comes out March 10 on Obscure Abhorrence Productions / Dread Records. Keep your eyes peeled to Ende’s Bandcamp page for pre-orders. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxaD3RzjOtA…

…That Remains frontman / autotune spokesperson Phil Labonte to talk about the poison that is MetalSucks and how we’re ruining all that is good and holy about metal. Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoKGaFqKM9c…

…still impresses the fuck out of me from time to time. Case in point: this collaboration between seven well-known metal YouTubers. Despite many of them having never met in person…

…eight minutes of your life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTQ9arKaYIk Ministry’s new album, AmeriKKKant, comes out March 9 on Nuclear Blast. You can pre-order it here. Get the band’s upcoming tour dates with Chelsea…

…dicks on the faces of anyone stupid enough to pass out in public. In short, my kinda party. Polyiphia’s most recent record The Most Hated can be ordered here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3o-l1LVNgw…

…should be on the ’97 Family Values tour, pat yourself on the back, ’cause you guessed right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1dVqKGeFw&feature=youtu.be So that sucks. On the upside, it’s still better than Hed PE….

…a true genius, without a doubt. So: Wintergatan have a new song! Sort of! Martin has promised to release a new video on his YouTube channel every Wednesday, and last…

…you play and calling your performance “slammin’” or “bitchin’.” That’d be pretty slammin’ itself. Watch below! Grimmest Hits is out now; order here. Subscribe to MetalSucks on YouTube: http://bit.ly/1lVGsJS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auGYiugJvF0…

…in Kansas City.” Related Articles Black Metal MVPs of 2023 Taake’s Et Hav av Avstand Proves Hoest Still Reigns Supreme 12 Darkthrone Covers You Might Not Have Heard Before Kweli…

…and get dates for Devastation on the Nation underneath the embed (they’re only on the dates highlighted in bold). Tickets are on sale now, right here, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2BDZYH0MQ4 5/25 – Brooklyn,…

…brilliant deductions with Emma Gonzalez, her fellow survivors, and the loved ones of those who weren’t so lucky. Shit, I’ll pay for his plane ticket. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cK9ie9SFjk https://youtu.be/qzDKyfeHHa0 [via Metal Injection]…

…has Twitter beef with Emmure. Subscribe to MetalSucks on YouTube to have a new episode of The Week in Metal piped into your feed each and every Monday morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxfZBmjbz_Q…

…for his own solo project, watched YouTube vocal covers of songs from throughout his catalog and reacted to them in real time. We’ll have that video ready to go in…

…basically it. And, most importantly, the song is catchy as fuck! Check out Sparrow’s new video for “Red” below. It comes from the Digital People EP, out April 6th. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPOeCkoS3eE&feature=youtu.be…

…performance below, courtesy of Friedhof Magazine. If you thought there was a lot of hair on stage during a normal Cannibal Corpse show, wait’ll you check this shit out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5vGkXF6l_E…

…were this track posted on YouTube in 2010 (which possibly pre-dates even that) and a MySpace page for the band from who knows when. Yeah, didn’t miss anything, I think…