…albums with equally badass-named songs (think “Thunderbolt” vs “Lightning Strike”). Definitely my new hype song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXhXjKigrW0 Terror Universal – “Dig You a Hole” (Joe R.) Terror Universal’s “Dig You A…

…are genuine and not pre-meditated. Night Verses’ Copper Wasp is out now on Equal Vision. Buy it here. Subscribe to MetalSucks on YouTube: http://bit.ly/1lVGsJS Follow Jon on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jonthewiggles https://youtu.be/19NJN0yKZ7I…

…and the Migrant Flora is out now on Southern Lord. The band kicks off a tour with Whores and Extinction A.D. in two weeks! Get dates here!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=IdqOoHwht_E [via Noisey]…

…All). The album comes out March 16 on Prosthetic Records via all digital outlets, compact disc, and limited edition blue with orange and yellow swirl wax. Pre-order it here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpAQwmTPooE&feature=youtu.be…

…there’s a nice symmetry in watching Petrucci, guesting in a video for YouTube’s FamilyJules, rocking out on some Mario. Even if he looks more like Luigi. Check out the video…

…fuck… well, just press play on the band’s latest single “Manifesto” below and you’ll instantly get it. The album comes out on February 16th and can be pre-ordered here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MekfoCdYQdQ…

…lack of metal bands used as a template for singing styles, but on the other hand, there’s a Hall & Oates section, so it’s not a total wash. Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvyjGEJO1mc…

…that an American luthier was passing off as his own — YouTuber Jared Dines has rung in 2018 with an 18-string instrument, per his yearly tradition. That beastly but admittedly…

…out “Ever Again” below. The song will appear on Andrew W.K.’s new album, You’re Not Alone, which comes out March 2 via Sony. Pre-order it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_EupMUsb50 [via Metal Injection]…

…DJ Cummerbund, who clearly has a talent for these sorts of things. Still… if genius is the simple idea no one has thought of before… well… Enjoy feeling beautiful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvPsccHNWzA&feature=youtu.be…

…for the First Time in Several Years in New Zealand Last Night Have Eight Hours to Kill? Watch This YouTuber Play All of Tool’s Music on Drums in One Take…

…it makes you feel like your chest is about to cave in. Siqqqqqqqqqqq. Check out “Pain Reprisal” below! There’s still to pre-order Order of Torment, too; do so here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJeMLtiDXE&feature=youtu.be…

…Slayer announce their final tour. Subscribe to MetalSucks on YouTube to have a new episode of The Week in Metal piped into your feed each and every Monday morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZyUR06WcnY…

…video from Choke Pear. In the meantime, you can follow her own YouTube channel if you want more like this. Also follow her on Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat and Tumblr. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1d9AjfMN8Q…

Worst Week Ever Playlist — Week of January 22 – January 26, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAXcMq3laHlhfuhAonCzO7nrNvrE9o0UQ After thirty-five years, Slayer are calling it a day after one final tour. Cranberries’ singer Dolores…

…but I got it for $20 at GameStop. If you need more convincing, here is a review from the only YouTube personality I can stomach, and below is gameplay footage….

…heavier blast beats and pronounced cymbals match the intensity of Halford’s subtle-yet-powerful and piercing vocal presence. Highly anticipated — rightfully so. We are anxiously awaiting the next release. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUzcxJNZKC4 Machine…

…is out today on Nuclear Blast. Buy it here. Get Machine Head’s upcoming “Evening With” tour dates here. Subscribe to MetalSucks on YouTube: http://bit.ly/1lVGsJS Follow Jon on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jonthewiggles https://youtu.be/m7WYHVJVILU…

…of course he’s in the ad. But still. This dude has comedy chops. I think it’s time they upped him to series regular on Game of Thrones, don’t you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbdDKuV56_4…

…– Garage Days Re-Revisited, the 1987 covers EP that was the band’s first release following the death of Cliff Burton. While the EP has been remastered, it’s not getting the…