…Bizkit listenable. As it turns out, all it took was completely changing the entire song so that it sounds nothing like Limp Bizkit. Huh. Go figure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1x1EU3qKsUg [via The PRP]…

…the interview cued up to the segment in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfL2tksrHsE&feature=youtu.be&t=9m59s OK, so she cops to never having heard of Celtic Frost, but at least she has the general awareness to…

…a musician, but it also demonstrates the quality of Reznor’s songwriting (lest we forget: this isn’t the first or second time “Hurt” has been covered with solid results). Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mUKA0ncSSuI…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kXH6GGtT0 The fact that Slipknot’s website still lives at Slipknot1.com all these years later cracks me up every time I see the URL. Some poor sap has been squatting on…

…So if you’re not already on board the Exmortus train, watch this — or just listen to it. Either way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CUD0gBG1TG8 Slave to the Sword is out now on Prosthetic….

…throughout the U.S. and Canada starting TOMORROW; dates below. Order Volition here if for some reason you don’t already have it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp8wu2ltC4Y Sat/Mar 1 – Buffalo NY – The Waiting…

…hurt, always dragging your knuckles along the ground like this? ANYWAY, in unrelated news, I heard Malevolent Creation might cover this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nauLgZISozs So that’ll be appropriate. Thanks: Saul Hudson…

…actually got the ink) is that watching this poor fella get branded makes the video borderline watchable despite its incredibly shitty music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5_R5jTAnDn8 And here’s the final cover, in case…

…less djenty, more Dream Theater-y (via keyboards) version of Animals as Leaders. Super proggy and heady with a great ear for melodies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCe8NcS3yBs Orbit Culture are from Sweden and they…

…Alas, into each life some rain must fall. The Heavy Montreal né MTL line-up will be announced March 3. Here’s a teaser video to tide you over ’til then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6coRVVivBss…

…http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8saKHKt1A5Q “Lippincott” will appear on Animals as Leaders’ new album, The Joy of Motion, which comes out March 25 on Sumerian. The band will kick off a tour with After…

…hilarious. And who the hell else would release a metal song about the deliciousness of chocolate? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WIKqgE4BwAY What are the odds Babymetal is on Mayhem or Summer Slaughter this year?…

…the oven. But remember, you can always just turn it off instead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmbI150NABA Asking Alexandria’s cover of “Closer” will appear on Fearless Records’ Punk Goes Pop, Volume 2… wait a…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er9VhozNHNk Back when Misha Mansoor was actively penning his Gear Geek column for MetalSucks he’d get a lot of questions about how he tracks his guitars, and even once wrote…

…off Meshuggah (I doubt it), I’m just saying they sound a bit alike. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eVI6c0TlM2g Our Endless War comes out April 29th and is available for pre-order here. [via Heavy Blog]…

…copycat band into Soilwork clones was complete. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HZyE9QApvEU Kidding aside, this song isn’t bad at all: if it appeared on Soilwork’s next album with Speed Strid on vocals you’d certainly…

…Mastodon dressed for the occasion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfiBjK3K6tU Is that not the sexiest thing you’ve seen in months or what??? In related news, Mastodon and Machine Head have announced a co-headlining tour,…

…dark and disturbing underbelly of the BLS operation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eCzpLh6bqTU Stream the new song “My Dying Time” below. Catacombs of the Black Vatican comes out on April 8th (pre-order here). http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OFO3yufVCN0…

…the band’s song “Antivist.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ALWlHQ7XgOM#t=218 Based on the tweet Baruchel sent out after the performance, it seems safe to assume that he is a genuine BMTH fan, and wasn’t just…

…released it onto the internet! Weird, I know. ANYWAY, the audio quality is, uh, less-than-optimal, but it certainly seems like “Deceit” will sound like kick-ass Triptykon. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qTCiqWjI1Zk…