photo by Taylor Speckman Rings of Saturn have announced the addition of Jungle Rot drummer Jesse Beahler (pictured above) to their ranks. From their Facebook page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jZbZdauVVfE It’s not clear…

…audience, which I’m sure was in an absolute frenzy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8pI6cCLcLUY Abandon All Life is out now on Southern Lord. You can stream the entire album here and purchase it here….

…Rhyno (facepalm), and made Tommy Lee really really angry. Fuckin’ Canadians. When will they learn??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LOK39X05RtY To add insult to injury, this all took place on Mars’ sixty-second birthday. It’s…

…Kids Interview Bands if you’d like to see more of these young ladies in action. That sounded filthy, but I swear I didn’t mean it to. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nBLYHE0IprY http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2YIC3s6_d1Y Thanks: Patrik…

…this stuff, we shouldn’t deny them their fun. Below is the WBC’s version of “Crazy Train” if you’re curious to hear just how pathetic this thing is (answer: very). http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RjAuhrLaCIc…

…’cause that’s more or less what they are. The only silver lining, really, is that the horrible lyrics and melody line are kinda funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9-tNxevH37s SPV/Steamhammer will release Hope in…

…a dirty Limey. Fuck the British. They have silly accents, bad teeth, and horrible food.” Seriously. Ever seen that Richard Pryor movie See No Evil, Hear No Evil? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=IK1Pjgix79k [via]…

…called Metallica as his backing band. I really like this clip because in it, James Hetfield admits that he’s not a good singer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1VHLTkveoxE#t=762s Next up, we have former Pantera…

…of the other tracks, but they all changed substantially between Hanneman’s bedroom and the studio. Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgM-Ec2UPoQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbuYNsI-Gb8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxk7lVbM7UA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v0hao6iW5U D.X. Ferris is the author of 33 1/3: Reign in…

…@ TBA 8/9 Camden, NJ @ Susquehanna Bank Center 8/10 Montreal, QC @ Heavy MTL 8/11 Toronto, ON @ Molson Canadian Amphitheatre Also, sorry, I just cannot resist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAFnH4X9dXQ  …

…a solution. The only thing that really makes me feel better is the knowledge that in some really fucked-up way, The WBC is actually just propagating Hanneman’s message: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGNRNVaGBA [via]…

…from Lost in there somewhere, though? I dunno, I dunno, you need frickin’ Dramamine to watch this thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RcxlexAJycY Seventh Swamphony is out June 18 on Spinefarm. [via Metal Underground]…

…a band that’s already established their own identity wants to have a lil’ fun and/or pay homage to their heroes? What’s wrong with that? In conclusion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-t0affoV5rI http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CoOvbNv-XxU http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=a-qX8QRMIN0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6wg-CQB6lWo…

…“Jump” for the own song “Engine No. 9” in St. Louis last night… http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OyWzlk9z1XM …sort of. I mean, neither member of Kriss Kross actually had anything to do with the…

…looking stupid. Also JESUS CHRIST OZZY’S VOCALS. Even his “Sweat Leaf”-esque alright now sounds deceased. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1pkmTaT6hhY This is now the fourth new song from Sabbath’s upcoming 13 that we’ve heard,…

…wasn’t enough, you had to call them an “asshole jerkface” or whatever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=q7xejMaRIGs The band’s other video, for a song that’s called “Hit on the Radio” but oughta be entitled…

…as bad as, say, being homeless and starving, so, y’know. We all need a little perspective sometimes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6Y6s4a3yYX0 Flies Will Starve comes out June 25 on Relapse. [via Metal Underground]…

…the vocals on this version better than James LaCheese’s original vocals. The difference? This singer has an actual vagina — she doesn’t just sound like she has one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6h2h4zIhwuM [via…

…at the end. Watch and enjoy, mi amigos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8_5_C9PE12w “Eve” appears on the best metal album of 2012, Book Burner, which is out now on Relapse. Pig Destroyer will play…

…summer release. In other words — new Revocation music just around the corner! Hoo-ray!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Uny6nse0uUw Revocation will also be part of this year’s Summer Slaughter tour, along with The Dillinger…