…the next time they play in your area. -TL HAARP was released April 1st. Buy it now for only $12.99! (CD and DVD together) [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/12oNShTorD4″ width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…Here’s Snot’s video for “Stoopid.” Apt description if ever there was one. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/6VjJeKoVVM4″ width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Cute dog, right? Yeah. He died in the car crash, too. -AR…

…owning. Check out the clip below… if nothing else, it has lesbos and vomiting. And you can’t go wrong with lesbos and vomiting. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/pMloHIEzP2o” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…video has 1.3 million views? Consider the Japanese sub-titles. And make sure you stay with it to catch Yngwie’s facial expression at the end. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/aS_IYe5JTZ4″ width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent”…

…in Internet awesomeness. First, the original, Jim Gillette. After the jump… his devotees. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/bH5gmbugmxM” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Jon Becker demonstrates the vocal-easing power of chewing gum: [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/EidvdTvIFMU”…

…crushed? Does his soul feel crushed by a chicken? Does cock-fighting crush his soul? Does he just LOVE cock-fighting? We may never know. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/EkIYr8bXf-I” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…for “The Immateria” below, from their 2005 album Origo. Burst is currently in the studio recording for a 2008 release on Relapse Records. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/o_2EynWMDFg” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…material… and now I kind of don’t want to. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/mssx3KptQMM” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Also, am I the only one who keeps confusing this band with Wicked Wisdom? -AR…

…breakdown?” I hear you asking. Good question.) is how I feel when I see kids at these kinds of shows starting ninja moshpits. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/mUaAjEB3acg” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…finally release their covers album Cover Up after embarking on their farewell C U LaTour with Meshuggah. Apparently Joe Satriani has a new album out, and though we haven’t heard…

…“goblin” appears nowhere in the title, but my adoration for this band is such that I’m willing to let it slide. Here’s their video for “Army of Goblins.” [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/vB1nkyssLOQ”…

…Firelord: Breaker of Mountains” from the band’s self-titled EP. And, yes, I believe that is the Inspector Gadget theme song at the end. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/4DKPgZ51ywU” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…footage of Patton performing “We Care a Lot.” “Anne’s Song” [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/bXfcIPNTNR8″ width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] “We Care a Lot” (w/ Mike Patton) [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/-TE1Wq4wXNs” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…you guys and gals duke it out. Watch the below and let us know what you think. I’m betting we get 50/50 positive versus negative reactions… [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/JsXK1w0Yrm4″ width=”425″ height=”350″…

…they play music together. Usually it starts with Metallica or Slayer covers because every one loves those bands if you want to be a metal band. After a while when…

…because his street cred just went right in the shitter. Oh, well. We’ll always have Crotchduster. Watch the video below. Better yet, don’t. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/BZu4Idv06co” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…you for Billy Wagner, below, shown entering the 9th inning to the tomes of Metallica’s “Enter Sandman.” -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/MpEeqwTJNmY” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/xReDtNhspvo” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…“If I Die Tomorrow” or “Sick Love Song.” Below is a YouTube clip of the song; listen quickly before we get Motley Sued. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/LEmENjnxaNk” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…episode of South Park however many years ago, which is pretty much the only context I’d ever actually want to watch this band. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/TS-ITsdE2_A” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…it. But, yeah, at this point, I’m not gonna warm up to that song [laughs]. Have you seen the video of YouTube of that song with the Teenage Mutant Ninja…