…at the audience with your picking hand while you hammer-on with the other. First person to make the predictable Yngwie fat-joke gets banned. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/nuzBEweHAtE” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…Dave Mustaine had been kicked out of Metallica and had gone on to start Netallica.” Watch the video and see if you agree. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/f3o3OZWNqe4″ width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…find, and whoever compiled it is kind of a genius. Enjoy. Prepare to laugh and be disgusted with humanity at the same time. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/GgXzQFElvsI” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…throwing a kid out of the show for doing a stage dive is pretty douchey. Watch the video below and decide for yourself… [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/x8fNB0kaAgE” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

From the days when Entombed were still a straight-up death metal band… this might be my favorite cut off of Clandestine. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/E-91OC0ZrLg” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…Suckit guitarist and current Black Light Sucks main man, with our comments in bold. “We’re mixing the covers album during the last week of February. Oh, swell. A covers album….

The Internet is amazing. Exhibit A: This video from Metal Inquisition [via Aversionline] trawled from the depths of YouTube of some would-be gum-chewer hitting Phil Anselmo’s high notes at the…

…In any case, I love this song, and am really looking forward to hearing this album in its entirety. Hope y’all get a kick out of it, too. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/FSHHgQyw0DA”…

…/] Green Jelly – “Cereal Kiler” [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/ySXrmvfBNGw” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Green Jelly – “Obey the Cow God” [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/vm1Z-mjru_A” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR *And they did, indeed,…

Another bullshit holiday so Americans can take the day off! I’m going back to sleep. Here’s Ministry’s ode to one George W. Bush. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/TXIVoKrn9uQ” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

Here are the covers for Arsis’ We are the Nightmare and Vader’s XXV… they’re both pretty bad assed, if you ask me: -AR…

…say that they’re “great,” exactly, just better than Winger. CINDERELLA, “SHELTER ME” [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/YwYw3KeQ0YE” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] L.A. GUNS, “LONG TIME DEAD” [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/PRA6nHTFhq0″ width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…start off your Friday than with Sebastian Bach storming around a barren field with a metal-studded crotch? None; there is no better way. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/xmOUvRlGsW8″ width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

[kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/8eVy_LCi3Zo” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Didn’t the new Atreyu album come out, like, yesterday? I mean, it’s bad enough when Roadrunner puts out an “expanded” version of an album…

…ready? Here we go, altogether now… [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/aKS1q89FpNA” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Happy birthday, Vince. Love ya, dude. Y’know… in a totally non-gay way. -Axl, Kip, and everyone at MetalSucks…

[kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/N4pdQb2K6LU” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Here’s a good Duff McKagan story for ya, and a true one, too: the guy once took his dog to the vet, who asked…

[kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/bNcwrLVA4pY” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] It’s a cold winter night (technically morning) in January. Somewhere in a warehouse in the bowels of Brooklyn, Axl and Vince have infiltrated director…

…jump, watch a fan-made video for “The Final Six” and the official video for “Eyes of the Insane.” [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/U6jLezmrDac” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/56N4QwfhfgI” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

I love “Where the Slime Lives,” because it actually sounds like slime. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/Tq4rqNV2388″ width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Don’t forget that Erik Rutan’s Hate Eternal have a new album, Fury…

…of the song. Seriously, someone listen to this guy, he’s smarter and more clever than any of the politicians we see on TV. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/GY9kQcWLvEM” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…