…“I.S.A.” instead. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/i0C5gUQhvV0″ width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] Now let’s hope for a full tour or at least some other festival appearances so we don’t all have to make the…

Slooooow news day. Here’s some Megadeth. I guess good ol’ Dave HAS been political all this time after all. Discuss. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/MZmPD6-vNVY” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

Sammy, this one’s for you. Rest assured, somewhere Stuart from Beavis and Butthead is throwing his horns in the air along with you. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/XZHVkJ1wVFM” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…metal!” ANYWAY… Here’s the video for Puscifer’s “Queen B,” which further proves that the whole project is at least partially tongue in cheek. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/NcevV9ab6oA” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…for “River of Deceit,” which is, honestly, not as good as I remember it. Still, it remains an noteworthy niche in alterna-rock’s history. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/abS2WuLOKEQ” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…make fun of a metal singer trying to get all Jewel-like on us, but then, few metal singers are as sensitive as Kramer: [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/7zh14511Nqg” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…in the 20 years since it was “so easy,” I guess). The song comes off their forth-coming self-titled opus, which drops October 30. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/hl8CJZny1as” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…footage from Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest, the classic videogame from which the song takes it’s title. I guess you can’t win ’em all. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/mEACzoMJuMA” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…in videos like this one? I don’t know what’s better, Dimebag’s shiny silver spandex or the choreographed “wish I was Eddie” stage moves. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/gmt0OBsI5tg” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…diminutive vocalist duking it out with the effeminate guitarist is almost too funny to bear. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/zOwZBo8FQvo” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] If this shit keeps up, the Metal Hammer Golden…

…Scissor” on the Letterman show… holy fucking shit, so much energy. Wish I could go back in time and see this band live. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/2lGRpIleX9s” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…here’s another from the original sensei of misheard metal lyrics, Paranoidave. If it doesn’t make you laugh out loud… you’re not high enough. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/iYKyCsVRXKk” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…about hardcore “dancing” – e.g., what you and I know as “annoying karate moshing.” And…. HAHAHAHA!!! I think I just pissed myself!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!! [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/SLBrezEfxfo” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…who likes a good Asian massage (but really, who doesn’t?). Here’s what happened when he was unleashed upon the unsuspecting women of Japan. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/ZRBsq3RvZkc” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

I dunno what this is, but it’s hi-larious. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/-yuVu0N0qGk” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…back up for the first time in who knows how long. In celebration of that heavy metal puke fest, here’s some live Opeth. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://youtube.com/v/2G2jlXUkJ84″ width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…and not think: “Gee, that would’ve been the most awesome thing in the history of awesomeness.” In other words: this video is awesome. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/nFrcPgyRG9w” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…by WatchMojo.com. As usual, Adam D. spends at least half of the interview talking about bowel movements, which always makes for entertaining material. -VN [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/98I3cGOwkwE” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]…

…stage” at one those recent “secret” rehearsals for the upcoming Van Halen reunion tour. Well, lo and behold, now video has become avail… [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/m9WNI5zXhO8″ width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…

…notes by Ronnie James Dio, there is absolutely no incentive whatsoever to buy this. None. Oh well. At least the packaging is cool: [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/7_Va-ILvhRQ” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] -AR…