Tag: Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week

Win a bottle of this mouth-wateringly good hot sauce from an avowed lifelong metalhead!

Here’s your weekly chance to giggle at some band’s poor design choices AND win some stuff!!!

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Here’s your weekly chance to win some stuff just by telling me what some funny lookin’ logo actually says!

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Another week, another chance to win some cool swag.

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Win the new EP — it’s just right the mix of catchy and techy!

Horns up for readers Kyle Gloede and Ashley Armstrong! They correctly […]

Win some really cool swag, courtesy of Seventh Rule Recordings.

There’s no way this logo says what it allegedly says, is there?

It’s back and unreadabler than ever, baby.

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Enter to win the debut album from the new symphonic power metal band featuring ex-members of Sabaton!

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Captured at the band’s show at Terminal 5 in July of 2011, this concert album and film features the classic “Jane Says,” live staples live staples such as “Whores” and “Up The Beach,” and crushing versions of “Ocean Size” and “Mountain Song,” to name but a few.

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Featuring hundreds of interviews with members of Black Sabbath, Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax, Pantera, and more, this is a must-read for any metal fan.

Win some free stuff from the dudes who do publicity for Katatonia, Autopsy, Orchid, and more!

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