Oh Don Piano! 0 No, Dummies, Lars Ulrich Will Not Move Back to Denmark if Trump is Elected October 5th, 2016 at 1:44pm Axl Rosenberg We’re 99.999% sure he was kidding.
Editorials 0 Tim “Ripper” Owens Says Donald Trump “Might be the Ass that America Needs” October 3rd, 2016 at 4:14pm Axl Rosenberg Sure, and Tim “Ripper” Owens might be some people’s favorite Judas Priest singer.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal-Related Questions We Hope They Ask During the Presidential Debates September 23rd, 2016 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Because we need to know where they stand on the issues that are actually important.
Editorials 0 And the U.S. Presidential Candidate to Receive the All-Important Marilyn Manson Endorsement is… September 21st, 2016 at 9:42am Axl Rosenberg Election = OVER
Metal Merch 0 Avenged Sevenfold are Apparently Fans of Neither Donald Trump Nor Hillary Clinton September 20th, 2016 at 12:55pm Axl Rosenberg Or so their new shirt would suggest.
Metal Merch 0 Walmart Selling Graphic Anti-Trump Brujeria Shirt September 14th, 2016 at 9:23am Axl Rosenberg K-Mart to begin stocking Cradle of Filth/’Jesus is a Cunt’ shirts.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week July 29th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Slayer, and more.
Editorials 0 Slayer’s Kerry King Calls Donald Trump “The Biggest Liar I’ve Ever Seen in Politics” July 27th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Guitarist calls Hillary Clinton the “correct choice.”
Metal in the Media 0 Video: Juan Brujo from Brujeria Delivers 2016 GOP National Convention Speech July 20th, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg No plagiarism here!
\m/ 0 Limp Bizkit Guitarist Wes Borland Asks Trump Supporters to Stop Following Him on Social Media July 20th, 2016 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m no one to be giving political advice,” says Borland, “but neither is the dude from Duck Dynasty, and I would never speak at a party’s national convention.”
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week June 17th, 2016 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stores include Babymetal, Pyrexia, Sockweb, and more.
Editorials 0 At Last, We Know What Varg Vikernes Thinks of Donald Trump June 13th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Surprisingly, he’s not a fan.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week March 11th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most expensive metal albums ever made, new songs from Deftones and Kvelertak, AC/DC’s Brian Johnson forced to retire, and more in this week’s biggest stories.
Guest Columns 0 Guest Column — “Freedumb Isn’t Free:” Otep Shamaya Explores Donald Trump’s Future Imperial Reign Over America February 23rd, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks He is so yuuuuuge you won’t even believe it!
Tweet Twat 0 The Red Chord’s Officer Guy Kozowyk Meets Donald Trump, Comments on Candidate’s Handshake February 5th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fed through the hair machine.
Punishing Pictorials 0 What if These Politicians and World Leaders Fronted Metal Bands? February 2nd, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks
Lolz 0 Dude Booted From Trump Rally for “Trump Likes Nickelback” Sign January 13th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Muckraking has reached new heights.
Metal Merch 0 Municipal Waste’s Anti-Donald Trump Shirt is the Best Thing Ever January 7th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg As much as I love that pro-Bernie Sanders All Shall […]
Metal Merch 0 Awesome New All Shall Perish Shirt Takes on Presidential Candidates January 7th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg #feelthebern
Pummeling Politics 0 Ted Nugent for Trump, David Draiman for Bernie Sanders! December 17th, 2015 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein Thank goodness we have these MENSA members telling us what to think.
