Tour de Force 0 DevilDriver Withdraw from Static-X Tour; New Support Acts Announced October 24th, 2019 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg The new support bands’ names rhyme with “Mowning Mool” and “Drushroompead.”
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Tripp Eisen is Pissed at Static-X October 17th, 2019 at 9:55am Axl Rosenberg The guitarist and convicted sex offender alleges that the band has altered material he wrote with Wayne Static, an action which he says “violates Wayne’s memory.”
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Machine Head and Dope Beef Squashed October 16th, 2019 at 8:16am MetalSucks Robb Flynn admits that he “stands corrected” about Dope’s popularity, and fondly recalls sharing “enormous amounts of cocaine” with Edsel Dope years ago.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Machine Head and Dope Trade Barbs on Social Media October 15th, 2019 at 4:03pm MetalSucks Robb Flynn doesn’t think anyone still listens to Dope; Edsel Dope begs to differ.
Worst Week Ever 0 Flawgate Continues, The Mystery of Xer0 from Static-X, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week October 11th, 2019 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Fear Factory, Cattle Decapitation, Guns N’ Roses, and more.
Metal Mysteries 0 Edsel Dope Denies Being Static-X’s ‘Xer0’ (Sort Of) October 11th, 2019 at 1:17pm Axl Rosenberg #FAKENEWS
Metal Mysteries 0 Confirmed: Edsel Dope Is Static-X’s ‘Xer0’ October 8th, 2019 at 2:59pm Axl Rosenberg Once again, a tattoo reveals the truth.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Static-X Announce Official Release Date for Project Regeneration Album, Tease New Song October 7th, 2019 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg The record “will now feature lead vocals by Wayne Static on virtually every song.”
Tweet Twat 0 The Ghost of Wayne Static Has a Twitter Account Now June 27th, 2019 at 10:21am Axl Rosenberg The account “is not affiliated with Static-X, but neither is the current touring band.”
Reunion Mania 0 Creepy AF Wayne Static Cosplayer Thanks Fans for Their Support June 21st, 2019 at 3:24pm Axl Rosenberg But what does the Dio hologram think?
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Reunited Static-X’s Vocalist Speaks, Wants us to Call Him ‘Xer0’ April 19th, 2019 at 3:43pm Axl Rosenberg I’m shocked they didn’t make him call himself Layne Static.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Static-X Explain Their Decision to Have Their Touring Vocalist Wear a Wayne Static Mask April 4th, 2019 at 2:32pm Axl Rosenberg Still seems creepy to me.
New Stuff 0 Listen to Dope’s “1999,” a New Song About the Last Time Dope Was Considered Cool October 24th, 2016 at 3:54pm Axl Rosenberg Just say “fuck it.”
Metal Mysteries 0 Metal-Related Questions I Jotted Down When I Was Baked December 12th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just call me the heavy metal Confucius.
Cinemetal 0 Dope Acknowledge That They’re “Selfish,” But Their Reasoning is Screwy August 26th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Every time Dope plays music, an angel dies.
Reviews 0 Korn’s The Paradigm Shift is a Perfectly Harmless Pop Album September 30th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg It also has some show tunes on it.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Dope are Now Djope September 19th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg The trend-chasers latest sound: djent.
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Cinemetal 540 AMARANTHE: TERRIBLE MUSIC STUCK IN MICROWAVE, RE-SWEDED March 2nd, 2011 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg An anonymous reader sent me the below video, and I […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 50 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: DECIBOT IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE MOST FAMOUS WRITER FOR DECIBEL September 16th, 2010 at 4:00pm Andrew Bonazelli Don’t you dare call Decibel an “analog blog,” cocksucker — […]
