Fear Emptiness Decibel 180 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: THE BLACK METAL HALL OF FAME ISSUE IS EDUCATIONAL FOR ARYANS AND NON-ARYANS ALIKE! November 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Cinemetal 230 IMMORTAL’S “ALL SHALL FALL” VIDEO HAS A LOT OF FROWNING IN IT September 7th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Even if Immortal’s All Shall Fall ultimately didn’t make my […]
Cinemetal Reviews 510 CINEMETAL REVIEW: UNTIL THE LIGHT TAKES US August 23rd, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Metal fans have been buzzing for months about Until The […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE CUT SOME DUDE’S DICK OFF June 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg But he, like, totally had it coming. He was the […]
What the...?? 940 DID OPETH RIP-OFF IMMORTAL? June 2nd, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Rich H. (no, not that Rich H.) sent us […]
New Stuff 230 I STAPP, U STAPP, WE ALL STAPP FOR ISTAPP April 27th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Metal Blade is nothing if not a diverse record label, […]
Editorials 1150 VARG VIKERNES WILL HAPPILY ACCEPT YOUR MONEY REGARDLESS OF YOUR RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION March 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you think Varg is thinking about in this […]
The Webernets 130 WANT A BETTER PICTURE? JUST ADD IMMORTAL! March 5th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Full credit to The Deciblog for finding this gem. Some […]
What the...?? 220 ABBATH FROM IMMORTAL TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE ZARTAN FROM G.I. JOE February 16th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg -AR [Sent in by Nathan Werp via TotallyLooksLike.com]
Music Dorkery 170 THE NY TIMES IS IMMORTAL December 15th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Even though metal seems to have (re?)infiltrated the mainstream as […]
Metal Moments of Zen 190 METAL MOMENTS OF ZEN: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES! October 29th, 2009 at 11:00am MetalSucks -LK III
Viral Vomit 450 LITTLE GIRL BLACK METAL SHENANIGANS October 19th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Although the girl isn’t so little she is definitely black […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE HAD THE UNIVERSE IN OUR BALLS October 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty big week here at the MetalSucks Mansion. We laughed, […]
Reviews 390 IMMORTAL’S ALL SHALL FALL: A FINE COMEBACK, CORPSEPAINT ASIDE October 16th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar No other black metal band better typifies the genre’s silliness […]
New Stuff 190 SO, ABOUT THIS NEW IMMORTAL ALBUM October 15th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein It’s really fucking good. I just thought I should go […]