New Stuff 0 Metallica Release 1985 Demo of “Master of Puppets” October 17th, 2017 at 8:53am Axl Rosenberg James’ vocals are pretty far-out.
Worst Week Ever 0 Manowar vs. Womanowar, Peter Dinklage’s Old Punk Band, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week September 8th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, Cannibal Corpse, and… Phish?!?!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 James Hetfield Fall Down Go Boom September 5th, 2017 at 9:35am Axl Rosenberg Ouch.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Metallica Officially Announce Super-Duper Extra-Special Deluxe Remaster of Puppets August 30th, 2017 at 9:54am Axl Rosenberg Ten CDs, six buttons, three LPs, two DVDs, a cassette, and a Pushead lithograph in a pear treeeeeeeeee.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Metallica’s “The Four Horsemen” Recreated with the Laughter of James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine August 29th, 2017 at 9:35am Axl Rosenberg Yuk yuk yuk.
Metal Mets 0 Watch: Metallica Guitarists Perform “The Star Spangled Banner” Before San Francisco Giants Game August 8th, 2017 at 9:41am Vince Neilstein Hammett did a solo rendition of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” as well.
Viral Vomit 0 These “Laughter Covers” of Metallica, Slayer, and Slipknot are Everything August 1st, 2017 at 12:50pm Axl Rosenberg Classic metal songs, recreated with the laughter of the musicians who made them.
\m/ 0 Metallica Cover Van Halen’s “Runnin’ with the Devil,” Appear to be Having the Time of Their Lives July 31st, 2017 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg Can you blame ’em?
Metal Legacies 0 Lars Ulrich Says Metallica’s Load-Era Haircuts Weren’t Coordinated Amongst the Band Members July 21st, 2017 at 10:53am Axl Rosenberg “Obviously, we didn’t get haircuts at the same time,” says the drummer.
Metal Merch 0 This New Black Dahlia Murder Shirt is Friggin’ Awesome July 19th, 2017 at 8:29am Axl Rosenberg Featuring a nerdy cornucopia of important figures from metal, horror movies, and video games.
\m/ 0 Video: James Hetfield Rocking Out and Playing Air Drums to Ghost July 18th, 2017 at 9:59am Vince Neilstein May we all continue to be this friggin’ excited about new music as we approach 60 years old.
Music Dorkery 0 Dave Mustaine Says These are the Four Best Rhythm Guitarists in the World July 6th, 2017 at 3:56pm Axl Rosenberg Mustaine calls this “the fantastic four.”
Punishing Pictorials 0 The REAL Babymetal: Photos of Famous Metal Musicians When They Were Wee Ones June 26th, 2017 at 11:15am MetalSucks You must have been a brutal-ful baby…
Worst Week Ever 0 Five Finger Death Punch Drama, James Hetfield Conspiracy Theory, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 16th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Metallica, Ghost, KISS, and more.
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Funko Pop! Vinyl Figures Coming in August June 15th, 2017 at 2:26pm Axl Rosenberg Hardwired… to be adorable!
Pummeling Politics 0 Denver Journalist Calls Metallica “the Perfect Soundtrack” for “Totalitarian Violence” and “Far-Right Republican Leadership” June 14th, 2017 at 2:05pm Axl Rosenberg “[W]hen the band broke out ‘Master of Puppets,’ tens of thousands of us belted ‘obey your master.’ It was pretty creepy.”
...And F*ck You Too 0 Bible Thumpin’ Conspiracy Theorist Suggests James Hetfield Helped Kill Chris Cornell, Inadvertently Creates the Comedy Event of the Year June 12th, 2017 at 4:43pm Axl Rosenberg Did you know that Hetfield and Dave Mustaine were once lovers?
Worst Week Ever 0 The Science of Metal Screaming, a Black Metal Band’s Hilarious Drunken Performance, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week May 26th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Lamb of God, Chris Cornell, and more.
Metal Legacies 0 Metallica’s James Hetfield Discusses the Death of Chris Cornell May 24th, 2017 at 8:49am Axl Rosenberg “We forgive you, Chris.”
Moppet Metal 0 Metallica’s James Hetfield Interviewed by a Twelve-Year-Old, Admits He Has to Poop Every Time He Goes to a Hardware Store May 15th, 2017 at 2:57pm Axl Rosenberg Enter sander, exit shite.