F-F-F-Feudin' 0 METALLICA CREW MEMBERS DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PIE AND BRICKS August 14th, 2012 at 2:00pm John Retardy Metallica’s crew hates James Hetfield because he’s a rich meanie […]
Not Quite Metal? 0 LARS ULRICH PLAYS THE SOUL REBELS’ RUSTY TROMBONE July 24th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg If I wanted to make the below video sound enticing, […]
Rampant Rumors 0 METALLICA TO PLAY WWE SUMMER SLAM? June 27th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So as my headline clever suggests, word around the campfire […]
Vicious Vacation 0 DID YOU GO TO METALLICA’S ORION MUSIC + MORE FESTIVAL? HOW WAS IT? June 25th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Metallica’s Orion Music + More Festival was this weekend. I […]
Greatest Hits 0 ‘Til Death Do Us Part: Metal + Hard Rock Musicians’ Wedding Portraits June 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks LARS ULRICH & SKYLAR SATENSTEIN Fun fact: Skylar also dated […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: DON’T WE LOVE GLENN DANZIG? June 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch The time is now half-past bongload on […]
Punishing Pictorials 0 JUST IN TIME FOR FATHERS’ DAY: METAL DUDES BEING DADS June 13th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DAVE MUSTAINE
Greatest Hits 0 50 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos May 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DIMEBAG
...And F*ck You Too 0 METALLICA BUTCHER “STRUGGLE WITHIN” LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME May 9th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Metallica performed The Black Album in-full in Prague last week, […]
Metal Merch 0 LOOK AT THIS CONCEPT ART FROM METALLICA’S ABANDONED VIDEO GAME April 4th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never heard this before, but apparently back in ’03, […]
Cinemetal 0 LARS ULRICH PREPARES HIS EMMY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRAILER FOR HEMINGWAY & GELLHORN RELEASED March 16th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It was just about a year ago that we learned […]
The Webernets 0 YNGWIE MALMSTEEN HAS ALWAYS HAD GOOD TASTE March 13th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, this is kinda fun/funny. In 1994, Guitar World administered a […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 HULK HOGAN: I WAS ASKED TO JOIN METALLICA January 27th, 2012 at 11:20am Anso DF It’s occasionally hard to tell whether we should cheer superstar […]
Editorials 750 NO, REALLY GUYS, THIS NEXT METALLICA ALBUM IS GONNA BE THE SH*T January 10th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, Lars Ulrich, when will you ever learn? Metallica’s drummer […]
New Stuff 630 GET ON THE METALLICA “HATE TRAIN” December 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Hate is a train That thunders aimless through my head […]
Greatest Hits 1230 Loutallica’s LuLu: The MetalSucks Reviews October 31st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Thanks to HunterMC for the LULZy pic. Three years ago […]
...And F*ck You Too 880 JUST BECAUSE JASON NEWSTED ISN’T IN METALLICA ANYMORE DOESN’T MEAN HE CAN’T CONTINUE TO MAKE TERRIBLE MUSIC October 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg When Some Kind of Monster came out, Jason Newsted suddenly […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 210 AT LEAST JAMES HETFIELD STILL HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR October 26th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Is Lulu just the world’s greatest troll? Even if it […]
...And F*ck You Too 400 APPARENTLY, LARS ULRICH HASN’T EVEN HEARD “THE VIEW” October 18th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Lars Ulrich has a history of saying really dumb shit […]
...And F*ck You Too 420 LARS ULRICH’S MOUTH IS STILL WRITING CHECKS HIS MUSIC CAN’T CASH October 3rd, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why anyone would trust anything Metallica has […]
