Everyone's Replaceable 0 Founding Lordi Guitarist Jussi “Amen” Sydänmaa Has Quit the Band May 6th, 2022 at 1:22pm Emperor Rhombus A sad day for, uh, Finnish monster hair metal?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 26, 2021 November 26th, 2021 at 9:35am MetalSucks Here’s your guide to all of this week’s heaviest new releases! Includes Black Label Society, Lock Up, Lordi, and more!!!
Tour de Force 0 Sabaton Announce ‘The Tour To End All Tours’ July 2nd, 2021 at 1:47pm Vince Neilstein Europe, spring 2022. The Hu and Lordi will open.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lordi To Release SEVEN New Albums in One Month April 7th, 2021 at 10:09am MetalSucks That’s eight Lordi albums too many.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 31, 2020 January 31st, 2020 at 8:27am MetalSucks Here’s your guide to this week’s heaviest new releases! Includes Sevendust’s Clint Lowery, Lordi, Leeched, and more!
Worst Week Ever 0 Dream Theater Drama, Abbath Drama, and More Drama You May Have Missed This Week November 15th, 2019 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Also includes Marilyn Manson, Tool, Slayer, and more.
New Stuff 0 Lordi Return, Probably Owe Rob Zombie Royalties November 8th, 2019 at 3:36pm MetalSucks Their new album, Killection, “contains songs that Lordi would have written between the early 70’s through the mid-90’s” had they been around at that time.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 30, 2016 September 30th, 2016 at 9:15am MetalSucks Listen to all five billion of this week’s heavy new releases from Alcest, Opeth, Suicidal Tendencies, Holy Serpent, Freya, Asphyx, Deathcult, Negura Bunget, and tonnns more!
Poll 0 Poll: Which Band Has the Coolest Masks? August 11th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Who offers the best buffer between your eyes and their face?
Barbarous Book Club 0 When Metal Meets Classic Literature October 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks FINALLY, something decent to read besides MetalSucks.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 4, 2014 November 4th, 2014 at 11:00am MetalSucks Today’s new releases include albums by Cavalera Conspiracy, Nader Sadek, Piss Vortex, Lordi, and more.
Tour de Force 0 Corey Taylor Wants Slipknot to Tour with Mudvayne and Mushroomhead June 18th, 2014 at 10:30am MetalSucks But Lordi can go fuck themselves.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 19, 2013 March 19th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Behold 2013’s awesomest week of heavy new releases! Two are titled “Sky Burial”? One’s a Minor Threat tribute parody? Another is 100% solo piano?
Cinemetal 0 Lordi Ran Out of Toilet Paper March 1st, 2013 at 11:00am MetalSucks Watch the band’s new video for “The Riff” and explain to me what in the fucking fuck is going on.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 350 LORDI GOT CAUGHT PULLING A MILLI VANILLI June 24th, 2011 at 10:15am MetalSucks Two different readers, Chris Vanderwerf and Thomas Kopreitan, both sent us a […]
Contests 60 MEET YOUR END, WIN COOL STUFF FROM THE END: CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED! November 17th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks A couple of weeks ago I asked you to answer […]
Contests 870 CONTEST: TELL US THE WORST WAY YOU COULD THINK TO MEET YOUR END, WIN STUFF FROM THE END! November 3rd, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks So The End Records very generously donated five prize packs […]
Everyone's Replaceable 210 LORDI DRUMMER FIRED FOR BEING UGLIER WITH THE MASK OFF October 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks I don’t care about Lordi so I don’t know why […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ON LORDI, ANALLY CHAINSAWED JEWS, KILLING PERRY FARRELL, AND MOTHERF*CKING APE-RAPE September 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Gwar‘s new album, Gwar’s Bloody Pit of Horror, is scheduled […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 THE NEW LORDI ALBUM ART COMBINES BOOBS AND BLOOD TO CREATE ONE SEXCELLENT PICTURE August 6th, 2010 at 10:00am MetalSucks I don’t hate Lordi, but I really don’t see the […]
