Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Lordi To Release SEVEN New Albums in One Month April 7th, 2021 at 10:09am Axl Rosenberg That’s eight Lordi albums too many.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 31, 2020 January 31st, 2020 at 8:27am Jeff Treppel Here’s your guide to this week’s heaviest new releases! Includes Sevendust’s Clint Lowery, Lordi, Leeched, and more!
Worst Week Ever 0 Dream Theater Drama, Abbath Drama, and More Drama You May Have Missed This Week November 15th, 2019 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Marilyn Manson, Tool, Slayer, and more.
New Stuff 0 Lordi Return, Probably Owe Rob Zombie Royalties November 8th, 2019 at 3:36pm Axl Rosenberg Their new album, Killection, “contains songs that Lordi would have written between the early 70’s through the mid-90’s” had they been around at that time.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 30, 2016 September 30th, 2016 at 9:15am Anso DF Listen to all five billion of this week’s heavy new releases from Alcest, Opeth, Suicidal Tendencies, Holy Serpent, Freya, Asphyx, Deathcult, Negura Bunget, and tonnns more!
Poll 0 Poll: Which Band Has the Coolest Masks? August 11th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Who offers the best buffer between your eyes and their face?
Barbarous Book Club 0 When Metal Meets Classic Literature October 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks FINALLY, something decent to read besides MetalSucks.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 4, 2014 November 4th, 2014 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Cavalera Conspiracy, Nader Sadek, Piss Vortex, Lordi, and more.
Tour de Force 0 Corey Taylor Wants Slipknot to Tour with Mudvayne and Mushroomhead June 18th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But Lordi can go fuck themselves.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 19, 2013 March 19th, 2013 at 10:30am Shanbomb Behold 2013’s awesomest week of heavy new releases! Two are titled “Sky Burial”? One’s a Minor Threat tribute parody? Another is 100% solo piano?
Cinemetal 0 Lordi Ran Out of Toilet Paper March 1st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Watch the band’s new video for “The Riff” and explain to me what in the fucking fuck is going on.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 350 LORDI GOT CAUGHT PULLING A MILLI VANILLI June 24th, 2011 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg Two different readers, Chris Vanderwerf and Thomas Kopreitan, both sent us a […]
Contests 60 MEET YOUR END, WIN COOL STUFF FROM THE END: CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED! November 17th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A couple of weeks ago I asked you to answer […]
Contests 870 CONTEST: TELL US THE WORST WAY YOU COULD THINK TO MEET YOUR END, WIN STUFF FROM THE END! November 3rd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So The End Records very generously donated five prize packs […]
Everyone's Replaceable 210 LORDI DRUMMER FIRED FOR BEING UGLIER WITH THE MASK OFF October 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t care about Lordi so I don’t know why […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ON LORDI, ANALLY CHAINSAWED JEWS, KILLING PERRY FARRELL, AND MOTHERF*CKING APE-RAPE September 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm Oderus Urungus Gwar‘s new album, Gwar’s Bloody Pit of Horror, is scheduled […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 THE NEW LORDI ALBUM ART COMBINES BOOBS AND BLOOD TO CREATE ONE SEXCELLENT PICTURE August 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t hate Lordi, but I really don’t see the […]
Reviews 100 LORDI’S DEADACHE: MOCK ROCK, NOT COCK ROCK November 20th, 2008 at 11:19am David Bee Roth I remember when Lordi first rose to prominence outside of […]
Contests 0 LORDI FANS: SUBMIT A QUESTION FOR MR. LORDI, GET A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE CD! (RE-POST) April 24th, 2008 at 5:39pm Axl Rosenberg 2008 is gonna be a busy busy busy year for […]
Contests 0 LORDI FANS: SUBMIT A QUESTION FOR MR. LORDI, GET A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE CD! April 21st, 2008 at 3:15pm MetalSucks 2008 is gonna be a busy busy busy year for […]
