Worst Week Ever 0 Dream Theater Drama, Abbath Drama, and More Drama You May Have Missed This Week November 15th, 2019 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Marilyn Manson, Tool, Slayer, and more.
New Stuff 0 Lordi Return, Probably Owe Rob Zombie Royalties November 8th, 2019 at 3:36pm Axl Rosenberg Their new album, Killection, “contains songs that Lordi would have written between the early 70’s through the mid-90’s” had they been around at that time.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 30, 2016 September 30th, 2016 at 9:15am Anso DF Listen to all five billion of this week’s heavy new releases from Alcest, Opeth, Suicidal Tendencies, Holy Serpent, Freya, Asphyx, Deathcult, Negura Bunget, and tonnns more!
Cinemetal 0 Watch a Woman Peg a Man to Death in Lordi’s New NSFW “Hug You Hardcore” Video August 29th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, that’s one way to get attention.
Poll 0 Poll: Which Band Has the Coolest Masks? August 11th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Who offers the best buffer between your eyes and their face?
Barbarous Book Club 0 When Metal Meets Classic Literature October 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks FINALLY, something decent to read besides MetalSucks.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 4, 2014 November 4th, 2014 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Cavalera Conspiracy, Nader Sadek, Piss Vortex, Lordi, and more.
Tour de Force 0 Corey Taylor Wants Slipknot to Tour with Mudvayne and Mushroomhead June 18th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But Lordi can go fuck themselves.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 19, 2013 March 19th, 2013 at 10:30am Shanbomb Behold 2013’s awesomest week of heavy new releases! Two are titled “Sky Burial”? One’s a Minor Threat tribute parody? Another is 100% solo piano?
Cinemetal 0 Lordi Ran Out of Toilet Paper March 1st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Watch the band’s new video for “The Riff” and explain to me what in the fucking fuck is going on.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 BREAKING: THERE WAS A GIRL IN LORDI July 25th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg This just in: to the shock of fives of fans […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 350 LORDI GOT CAUGHT PULLING A MILLI VANILLI June 24th, 2011 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg Two different readers, Chris Vanderwerf and Thomas Kopreitan, both sent us a […]
Contests 60 MEET YOUR END, WIN COOL STUFF FROM THE END: CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED! November 17th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A couple of weeks ago I asked you to answer […]
Contests 870 CONTEST: TELL US THE WORST WAY YOU COULD THINK TO MEET YOUR END, WIN STUFF FROM THE END! November 3rd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So The End Records very generously donated five prize packs […]
Everyone's Replaceable 210 LORDI DRUMMER FIRED FOR BEING UGLIER WITH THE MASK OFF October 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t care about Lordi so I don’t know why […]
Ask Oderus 270 ASK ODERUS: ON LORDI, ANALLY CHAINSAWED JEWS, KILLING PERRY FARRELL, AND MOTHERF*CKING APE-RAPE September 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm Oderus Urungus Gwar‘s new album, Gwar’s Bloody Pit of Horror, is scheduled […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 THE NEW LORDI ALBUM ART COMBINES BOOBS AND BLOOD TO CREATE ONE SEXCELLENT PICTURE August 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I don’t hate Lordi, but I really don’t see the […]
Reviews 100 LORDI’S DEADACHE: MOCK ROCK, NOT COCK ROCK November 20th, 2008 at 11:19am David Bee Roth I remember when Lordi first rose to prominence outside of […]
Contests 0 LORDI FANS: SUBMIT A QUESTION FOR MR. LORDI, GET A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE CD! (RE-POST) April 24th, 2008 at 5:39pm Axl Rosenberg 2008 is gonna be a busy busy busy year for […]
Contests 0 LORDI FANS: SUBMIT A QUESTION FOR MR. LORDI, GET A CHANCE TO WIN A FREE CD! April 21st, 2008 at 3:15pm MetalSucks 2008 is gonna be a busy busy busy year for […]
