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Br00tal-lists 0
Voyager Shares 10 Metal Bands That Rocked Eurovision
May 3rd, 2023 at 3:00pm Hesher Keenan

Metal is no stranger to the madness that is Eurovision.


News 0
Lordi Sign With Atomic Fire Records, Announce New Album for Spring 2023
November 22nd, 2022 at 10:26am Hesher Keenan

Mr. Lordi and crew find a new home.


Everyone's Replaceable 0
Founding Lordi Guitarist Jussi “Amen” Sydänmaa Has Quit the Band
May 6th, 2022 at 1:22pm Emperor Rhombus

A sad day for, uh, Finnish monster hair metal?


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 26, 2021
November 26th, 2021 at 9:35am Jeff Treppel

Here’s your guide to all of this week’s heaviest new releases! Includes Black Label Society, Lock Up, Lordi, and more!!!


Tour de Force 0
Sabaton Announce ‘The Tour To End All Tours’
July 2nd, 2021 at 1:47pm Vince Neilstein

Europe, spring 2022. The Hu and Lordi will open.


Upcoming Bullsh*t 0
Lordi To Release SEVEN New Albums in One Month
April 7th, 2021 at 10:09am Axl Rosenberg

That’s eight Lordi albums too many.


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 31, 2020
January 31st, 2020 at 8:27am Jeff Treppel

Here’s your guide to this week’s heaviest new releases! Includes Sevendust’s Clint Lowery, Lordi, Leeched, and more!


Worst Week Ever 0
Dream Theater Drama, Abbath Drama, and More Drama You May Have Missed This Week
November 15th, 2019 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Also includes Marilyn Manson, Tool, Slayer, and more.


New Stuff 0
Lordi Return, Probably Owe Rob Zombie Royalties
November 8th, 2019 at 3:36pm Axl Rosenberg

Their new album, Killection, “contains songs that Lordi would have written between the early 70’s through the mid-90’s” had they been around at that time.


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Shit That Comes Out Today: September 30, 2016
September 30th, 2016 at 9:15am Anso DF

Listen to all five billion of this week’s heavy new releases from Alcest, Opeth, Suicidal Tendencies, Holy Serpent, Freya, Asphyx, Deathcult, Negura Bunget, and tonnns more!


Poll 0
Poll: Which Band Has the Coolest Masks?
August 11th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Who offers the best buffer between your eyes and their face?


Barbarous Book Club 0
When Metal Meets Classic Literature
October 26th, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks

FINALLY, something decent to read besides MetalSucks.


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 4, 2014
November 4th, 2014 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund

Today’s new releases include albums by Cavalera Conspiracy, Nader Sadek, Piss Vortex, Lordi, and more.


Tour de Force 0
Corey Taylor Wants Slipknot to Tour with Mudvayne and Mushroomhead
June 18th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

But Lordi can go fuck themselves.


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 19, 2013
March 19th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks

Behold 2013’s awesomest week of heavy new releases! Two are titled “Sky Burial”? One’s a Minor Threat tribute parody? Another is 100% solo piano?


Cinemetal 0
Lordi Ran Out of Toilet Paper
March 1st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

Watch the band’s new video for “The Riff” and explain to me what in the fucking fuck is going on.


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 350
LORDI GOT CAUGHT PULLING A MILLI VANILLI
June 24th, 2011 at 10:15am Axl Rosenberg

Two different readers, Chris Vanderwerf and Thomas Kopreitan, both sent us a […]


Contests 60
MEET YOUR END, WIN COOL STUFF FROM THE END: CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED!
November 17th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

A couple of weeks ago I asked you to answer […]


Contests 870
CONTEST: TELL US THE WORST WAY YOU COULD THINK TO MEET YOUR END, WIN STUFF FROM THE END!
November 3rd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

So The End Records very generously donated five prize packs […]


Everyone's Replaceable 210
LORDI DRUMMER FIRED FOR BEING UGLIER WITH THE MASK OFF
October 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I don’t care about Lordi so I don’t know why […]


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