Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 This May or May Not Be the Cover for Megadeth’s Supercollider March 25th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks But it probably is.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Celebrates the Return of Twinkies March 21st, 2013 at 11:00am MetalSucks The evil commie President Obama fails to undermine the American way of life again!!!
What the...?? 0 Dave Mustaine is Going to be a Featured Soloist with the San Diego Symphony March 18th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Insert your own “Symphony of Destruction” joke here.
The Webernets 0 Metal Musicians Remember Former Iron Maiden Drummer Clive Burr March 14th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Past and present members of Slayer, Anthrax, Megadeth, Machine Head, Judas Priest, Guns N’ Roses, Rage Against the Machine and more react to the loss of a titan.
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Lick My Label 0 Megadeth Reveal New Album Title and Label Home February 12th, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Both are anticlimatic.
Editorials 0 There is Only One Vocalist Who Should Guest on the New Megadeth Album February 7th, 2013 at 11:00am MetalSucks The band is soliciting fan suggestions — but we can think of only one singer who absolutely NEEDS to be on the record.
Br00tal-lists 0 The Twenty Greatest Metal Albums of All Time… According to LA Weekly February 1st, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks SPOILER ALERT! Black Veil Brides did not make the cut.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Metal Ran Hollywood January 31st, 2013 at 1:30pm MetalSucks The movies would be a much more br00tal place…
Rampant Rumors 0 Who Will Be on Gigantour 2013? January 25th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks And what label signed Megadeth?
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Follow The Dead January 18th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We just can’t wait to get on the road again?
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine is Going to Open a Soup Kitchen in Haiti January 14th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks An act of bonafide goodwill, or an attempt to win back some of the fans he’s alienated? And does it matter?
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Remember Soundtracks? lol January 11th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks “OMG I have to get that movie’s soundtrack asap it’s awesome!!” — No one, 2013
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Reclaims Slide Guitar for ‘Merica January 9th, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks By which I mean there is apparently going to be slide guitar on the new Megadeth album.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Eleven Ten Possible Guitarists Who Could Replace Rob Caggiano in Anthrax January 7th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Let’s so some fantasy casting!
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Believes in Chemtrails January 7th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Also seems confused as to the definition of the word “unarguable.”
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Dave Mustaine Hates Men’s Wearhouse January 2nd, 2013 at 11:30am MetalSucks Suits sell… but who’s buying?
What the...?? 0 Scientists Decide Disgusting Hairy Six-Legged Pest Reminds Them of Dave Mustaine December 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks New species of tarantula named in the Megadeth mainman’s honor.
Lick My Label 0 Megadeth Part Ways with Roadrunner Records December 10th, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks In other news, water is wet!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Dave Mustaine Thinks President Obama is Candyman December 6th, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks The Megadick has also devised a top-notch new system for measuring debt!
