Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 STEEL PANTHER: CROSSFIRING! TRACK LISTING! SHOW-STEALING! NEW RELEASE DATE! September 7th, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF If the memory of a Steel Panther super-fan’s Labor Day […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 60 LITTLE GIRL LOOKS LIKE VINCE NEIL, SOUNDS BETTER August 31st, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Partway through the first song of the Motley Crue concert […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE WERE STILL A THING July 29th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Man, I really, really hope that some day, some Korean […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Music Premieres 90 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: ACOUSTIC VERSION OF SIXX A.M.’S “LIES OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE” July 26th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Let us not speak too poorly of the legandary: Axl […]
Show Reviews 290 MY SUMMER VACATION (PART II): ECOCIDE, KEN mode, DEAFHEAVEN, BROKEN TEETH July 22nd, 2011 at 1:00pm Corey Mitchell I am old and married to a kindergarten teacher, therefore, […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 500 NIKKI SIXX IS STILL DELUSIONAL July 20th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I are going to see the Mötley Crüe /Poison/New […]
Show Reviews 180 MY SUMMER VACATION: MÖTLEY CRÜE, POISON, & NEW YORK DOLLS July 18th, 2011 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell I am old and married to a kindergarten teacher, therefore, […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 180 NIKKI, NIKKI, UR SO SILLY July 8th, 2011 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein The Nikki Sixx v. Poison battle has gone to such […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 700 THE METAL PEOPLE VS. CASEY ANTHONY July 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF I LOLd for an hour straight on Tuesday cuz my […]
Not Quite Metal? 330 EAT THIS RECORD July 1st, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This doesn’t really have anything to do with metal, but […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 NIKKI SIXX: “NO, I STILL THINK POISON ARE FAKE BULLSH*T.” May 16th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Okay so that’s not a direct quote, but still. Last […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 90 AXL ROSENBERG IS SINCERELY SORRY THAT NIKKI SIXX IS SINCERELY SORRY THAT HE CALLED POISON “FAKE BULLSH*T” May 13th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg An Open Letter to Mötley Crüe and Poison Dear Members […]
Board to Death 230 BOARD TO DEATH: THE NO OZZFEST IN 2011 EDITION May 12th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It has literally been years since we’ve done a new […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 60 TRANSLATE-BOT 3K TO NIKKI SIXX: PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT ON May 10th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF The challenge for tireless bullshitters like Nikki Sixx, Max Cavalera, […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 180 CORABI-ERA MÖTLEY CRÜE REHEARSAL FOOTAGE IS FUNNY, SAD, FASCINATING May 5th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why, but I’ve had John Corabi on […]
Everyone's Replaceable 340 EVERYBODY LOVES SAMMY HAGAR May 2nd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s an interesting excerpt from a recent interview with Sammy […]
The Webernets 90 METAL INJECTION’S BLACK CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES April 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Because Vince and I are lazy asses, we did not […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 MÖTLEY REFÜSED: TOMMY LEE + DENNIS LYXZÉN = UM WHAT? April 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF I remember rushing home one day in 2000 with a […]