Green Eggs and Slam 990 HOT TOPIC HAUL November 3rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D It used to be that if you wanted to know […]
Necessary Roughness 290 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: HOW THE NFL’S BIGGEST LOSERS CAN CLAW THEIR WAY BACK TO THE TOP October 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks So, the regular season is a quarter of the way […]
Cinemetal 180 JACKYL VS. MY DARKEST DAYS: BATTLE OF THE STRIPPER VIDEOS September 2nd, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg We’ve gotten a lot of e-mails these past few days […]
The Webernets 180 THE BEST FACEBOOK PAGE SINCE PICKLEBACK: DEPORT THE JUGGALOS! May 17th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The United States is devolving; might as well have some […]
Editorials 3160 Down With The Sickness: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle Takes on Mainstream Metal February 22nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks When it comes to music (and other things really), I […]
The Webernets 210 PICKLE ACCRUES MORE FACEBOOK FANS THAN NICKELBACK February 22nd, 2010 at 10:29am Vince Neilstein In a triumph of e-nerd high fivery, an Internet campaign […]
Viral Vomit 220 BETTER THAN ACTUAL NICKELBACK February 9th, 2010 at 10:50am Axl Rosenberg MS Maniac Brian sent us a link to the below […]
The Webernets 310 CAN THIS PICKLE GET MORE FANS THAN NICKELBACK? February 8th, 2010 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Can a simple dill pickle garner more Facebook fans than […]
Neilstein Soundscam 260 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: CHICKEN-WHAT? June 17th, 2009 at 4:01pm Vince Neilstein This week in Soundscan, supergroup Chickenfoot shifted a ridiculous number […]
Neilstein Soundscam 170 THIS WEEK IN SOUNDSCAN: BIG MASTODON DEBUT! EPIC CHRIS CORNELL FAIL! April 1st, 2009 at 12:09pm Vince Neilstein The infamous Now That’s What They Call Music comp, now […]
What the...?? 280 FILE UNDER “ABOMINATIONS”: NICKELBACK COVER METALLICA’S “THE FOUR HORSEMEN” November 24th, 2008 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Blame it on Fall Out Boy. Shortly after these emo […]
...And F*ck You Too 240 NICKELBACK STILL SUCKS October 6th, 2008 at 9:30am Vince Neilstein Apparently you aren’t the only one who thinks all Nickelback […]
Black Collar Workers 260 NICKELBACK TO CONTINUE FUNDING ROADRUNNER BANDS WE ACTUALLY LIKE FOR ABOUT FIVE MORE YEARS; AFTER THAT, ALL BETS ARE OFF [AKA THE LIVE NATION DEAL] July 9th, 2008 at 4:54pm Vince Neilstein News of Nickelback’s all-encompassing deal with touring behemoths Live Nation […]
Cinemetal 310 METAL INJECTION REPORTS: MADONNA COVERS PANTERA, “SOME PANTERA FANS ARE NOT PLEASED (OR INTELLIGENT)” May 13th, 2008 at 12:56pm Axl Rosenberg From the “Gee I wish I’d written this” files: Madonna […]
What the...?? 290 NICKELBACK’S CHAD KROGER SUCKED HIS OWN DICK. REALLY. March 10th, 2008 at 3:58pm Vince Neilstein Even though Nickelback’s success has pretty much singlehandedly funded tons […]