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Tag: RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

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The Bravest Man In Metal 0

In Defense of Funk Metal

July 16th, 2015 at 4:00pm Kevin Stewart-Panko

In which The Bravest Man in Metal defends one of its most reviled sub-genres.

F-F-F-Feudin' 0

Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Accepts Drum-Off Challenge from Will Ferrell and Chad Smith

June 13th, 2014 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg

“Bring it on!!!” says skinsman.

Cinemetal 0

Today in Metallica News: Will Ferrell and Chad Smith Challenge Lars Ulrich to a Drum Off, Watch the First Episode of James Hetfield-Narrated The Hunt

June 12th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Can you imagine if Will Ferrell out-drummed Lars Ulrich?!?

Worst Week Ever 0

In Which Korn Fans Had a Good Sense of Humor

February 7th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This week’s top stories can’t stop, won’t stop.

F-F-F-Feudin' 0

Axl Rose Insults the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Super Bowl Halftime Performance, is Actually Pretty Funny

February 5th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

“Consider that rather than use a guitar cord or standard wireless, that in the name of science and for all mankind Flea courageously had a newly invented breakthrough in microchip technology installed in his ass,” hypothesizes the Guns N’ Roses vocalist.

Viral Vomit 0

Copy Of A Copy Of A Trent Reznor Parody Song

January 31st, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein

The best Nine Inch Nails song Trent Reznor never wrote.

The Webernets 0

Here’s a Fun Game to Kill Time

January 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

See if you can name all fifty guitarists on this poster

Hipsters Out Of Metal! 20

31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “FALLING TO PIECES”

August 4th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF

Spurred by an lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 […]

Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140

A LOVE/LOVE RELATIONSHIP WITH LOVE/HATE

February 16th, 2010 at 10:40am Anso DF

We all hear how the metal was murdered by grunge, […]

Editorials 4660

IT’S A SHAME OTEP’S MUSIC SUCKS SO MUCH (PLUS: DAVE NAVARRO IS A TOOL)

September 30th, 2008 at 1:03pm Vince Neilstein

It’s a shame Otep’s music sucks so much, because it’s […]

Cinemetal 130

THE ONLY THING MORE AWESOME THAN THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS SEMINAL ALBUM *BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIK* IS THE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT ITS RECORDING

September 9th, 2008 at 11:50am Kip Wingerschmidt

I will gladly go on record as stating that Blood […]

Editorials 130

GET READY FOR THE WORST SUPERGROUP EVER

May 28th, 2008 at 5:56pm Axl Rosenberg

So a couple of weeks ago Michael Anthony spilled that […]

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