Greatest Hits 0 ‘Til Death Do Us Part: Metal + Hard Rock Musicians’ Wedding Portraits June 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks LARS ULRICH & SKYLAR SATENSTEIN Fun fact: Skylar also dated […]
Cinemetal 0 SEBASTIAN BACH IS SENSITIVE, STANDING IN AN ELEVATOR June 6th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This one time a girl broke my heart real, real […]
\m/ 0 TWO DUDES WHO WERE BOTH ALMOST THE VOCALIST FOR VELVET REVOLVER DUET OVER SKID ROW May 17th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If Scott Weiland hadn’t taken the job as Velvet Revolver’s […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 WATCH SEBASTIAN BACH FALL BACKWARDS THROUGH A DOOR March 15th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach is apparently going to be on a new […]
Neilstein Soundscam 450 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: THE RELEASE YEAR IS WINDING DOWN October 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The release year is winding down. Aside from new Megadeth […]
Tweet Twat 960 THE METAL PEOPLE REMEMBER STEVE JOBS October 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The passing of Apple visionary Steve Jobs is not nearly […]
Neilstein Soundscam 370 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: THE LOCUST HUNTER October 5th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I’m officially making the switch from the Top Hard Music […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE CAUGHT BIG FOUR FEVER September 16th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via WWTDD So much of this week ended up being […]
This Sucks 280 R.I.P. SEBASTIAN BACH’S NEW JERSEY HOME (1990-2011) August 29th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein We make fun of Sebastian Bach a lot here on […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 SEBASTIAN BACH AND ROB AFFUSO ARE STILL NUMBER ONE HOMIES August 26th, 2011 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg The only member of the original Skid Row that Sebastian […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 WHITESNAKE IN CONCERT: A TUTORIAL FOR THE FUTURE August 24th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Photos by Brian Schroeter Though hard rock has arrived at […]
Cinemetal 230 “KICKING & SCREAMING”: NEW BAZ IS BORING BUT NOT AWFUL August 3rd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I hated Angel Down so much that I kind of […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 480 THE NEW SEBASTIAN BACH ALBUM ARTWORK IS HERE, AND, UMMMM… July 8th, 2011 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein …uhhh….. ….uhhhhh….. …uhhhh….
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 700 THE METAL PEOPLE VS. CASEY ANTHONY July 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF I LOLd for an hour straight on Tuesday cuz my […]
\m/ 110 SEBASTIAN BACH PERFORMED WITH CHILDREN OF BODOM… June 27th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The thing about Sebastian Bach is, he’s a pathetic loser […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 1010 UNOFFICIAL PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WHY IS SEBASTIAN BACH SO SAD? June 15th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach has announced a September 27 release date for […]
...And F*ck You Too 220 SEBASTIAN BACH ENDS LEASE WITH AXL ROSE’S BALLS, STRIKES NEW ARRANGEMENT WITH ASKING ALEXANDRIA’S TESTICLES May 25th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg In 2006, Axl Rose’s Nu-GN’R played what was then their […]
The Webernets 70 DJ ASHBA: GN’R TOURING THE U.S. THIS YEAR; JESUS COMING BACK, TOO April 28th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of the many members of the metal elite that […]