Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A FAKE “WASTED TIME” May 10th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bring Back Glam tells me that the new Bret Michaels […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 60 I HOPE THIS ISN’T ONE OF THE NEW SEBASTIAN BACH SONGS JAMEY JASTA CO-WROTE December 14th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two Jamey Jasta headlines in one day! Oh boy! We’ve […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 150 SEBASTIAN BACH, YOU FAT FILTHY F*CK September 25th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach, who is perpetually the most entertaining former rock […]
What the...?? 310 SEBASTIAN BACH LOOKS JUST LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT September 2nd, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein In a post about country singer Carrie Underwood’s cover of […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 300 SEBASTIAN BACH WANTS YOU TO KNOW HE’S NOT HUNG UP ON THE PAST August 31st, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s an interesting little piece that Noisecreep ran last week: […]
Black Collar Workers 380 SEBASTIAN BACH DOESN’T WANT TO PAY YOU July 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I imagine that when the members of, say, Daath get […]
The Webernets 130 TWEET OF THE DAY – FROM SEBASTIAN BACH July 16th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Baz tweets: meeting one of my favorite authors of all […]
What the...?? 170 AS THOUGH A BACH/JASTA TEAM-UP WASN’T WEIRD ENOUGH… June 22nd, 2009 at 3:33pm Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach sent out this tweet a little earlier today: […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 POISON WILL PERFORM AT THE TONY AWARDS June 2nd, 2009 at 4:50pm Axl Rosenberg Yes, the Tony Awards. Like the Oscars, only even gayer. […]
Worst Week Ever 140 IN WHICH WE BROKE OUT EARLY FOR THE THREE DAY WEEKEND May 22nd, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vince is in Kentucky scouting land for a SECOND MetalSucks […]
Tweet Twat 320 DOES SEBASTIAN BACH REALLY TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME??? May 20th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Alright, in case ya didn’t know: prior to the borderline-unlistenable […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 90 SEBASTIAN BACHATEBREED DEBUTS NEW MUSIC… SORT OF BUT NOT REALLY May 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Back in January we told you that Jamey Jasta has […]
What the...?? 250 ANTHRAX ARE HEADLINING… ROCKLAHOMA? SERIOUSLY? March 26th, 2009 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg What do Twisted Sister, Great White, Kix, Nelson, Danger Danger […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 240 HATEBAZ January 30th, 2009 at 2:19pm Axl Rosenberg Those rumors that have been floating around are apparently true: […]
...And F*ck You Too 110 SEBASTIAN BACH TRIES TO LURE THE ONLY FANS DRUNKER THAN METALHEADS November 17th, 2008 at 2:16pm Axl Rosenberg The only capacity in which I ever want to experience […]
Cinemetal 130 SEBASTIAN BACH FALLS DOWN. WE POINT AND LAUGH. August 25th, 2008 at 9:59am Axl Rosenberg This one pretty much explains itself. Someone we enjoy making […]
What the...?? 30 DEE SNIDER ANNOUNCES TWISTED SISTER MUSICAL ON BROADWAY, SEBASTIAN BACH GETS HIS HEADSHOT READY August 19th, 2008 at 2:01pm Axl Rosenberg I know this may be old news by now, but […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 THE HAIR METAL CUP RUNNETH OVER IN 2008 July 1st, 2008 at 4:20pm MetalSucks [Welcome to our new column Hair Metal Happy Hour, which […]
Cinemetal 80 HEY SEBASTIAN, I THINK THERE’S SOME DIRT ON YOUR CHIN June 19th, 2008 at 3:23pm Axl Rosenberg Karen James, feel free to comment below. -AR
What the...?? 100 SEBASTIAN BACH GOES EMO! (NOT AN APRIL FOOL’S JOKE) May 5th, 2008 at 2:24pm Vince Neilstein In a move that is sure to rip bare any […]