What the...?? 0 Why, God, Why: They’re Making a Sequel to This Is Spinal Tap May 13th, 2022 at 8:57am Emperor Rhombus Can’t it just be good? CAN’T WE JUST LEAVE THE GOOD MOVIE ALONE?!
This Sucks 0 Spinal Tap Drummer Ric Parnell, AKA Mick Shrimpton, Dead at 70 May 2nd, 2022 at 9:27am Emperor Rhombus Spontaneous combustion has not been listed as the cause of death.
Black Collar Workers 0 Spinal Tap Sue for Untapped Profits October 18th, 2016 at 1:13pm MetalSucks Harry Shearer, who played Derek Smalls in the legendary movie, is seeking $125 million from Vivendi.
Tour de Force 0 Cobalt Tour Starts Tomorrow, Life Rules August 31st, 2016 at 11:30am MetalSucks Announced three months ago — leaked to me three and a half months ago — Cobalt and Mantar tour is a must-go.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Your Back-To-School Survival Jams? August 28th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Some MetalSucks readers start school soon. Help them with metal!
Cinemetal 0 Bring Me the Horizon Unveil Cover Art for New Album Smell the Glove Metallica That’s the Spirit July 24th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Harris K. Telemacher would approve.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Happy Holidays (The Sport Is War) December 19th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Happy Holidays the metal way!
Cinemetal 160 PUSICFER’S “MAN OVERBOARD” VIDEO: KILLER OR BOGUS? September 9th, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Maynard James Keenan’s Puscifer project has debuted its video for […]
Please Kill Me 190 METAL TAXING MAD: APPROPRIATE TUNAGE TO GET YOU THROUGH THOSE LAST MINUTE TAX PREPARATIONS April 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Whether you’re a tri-corner hat wearing Teabagger who thinks […]
Cinemetal 300 COOL AS ICE: A CINEMETAL CLASSIC? March 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks There are a lot of metal and metal-related movies out […]
Everyone's Replaceable 70 MIKE JUSTIAN AVAILABLE FOR WHITE LION REUNION March 8th, 2011 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Drummer Mike Justian is out of The Red Chord… again. […]
Cinemetal 20 SPINAL TAP’S NIGEL TUFNEL ENDORSES STEVE VAI February 23rd, 2011 at 12:30pm MetalSucks So Metal Insider tells me that “On March 3, guitar […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 90 DO’H! ROSE FUNORAL TO RELEASE NEW MUSIC IN 2011 January 3rd, 2011 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein I’m back from my holiday trip to smokey Amsterdam and […]
Cinemetal 180 IMDB’S RATING FOR THIS IS SPINAL TAP GOES TO ELEVEN December 3rd, 2010 at 11:30am MetalSucks I’d like to think that our internet-savvy readers are already […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 80 SATURDAY SONG TO TAP OUT TO: SPINAL TAP – “BREAK LIKE THE WIND” July 17th, 2010 at 11:11am MetalSucks Pull my finger and I’ll take you on a journey […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 280 FAT CHICK COVER ALBUM NOW HAS AN ALBUM COVER WITH A FAT CHICK July 9th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein And thar she is in all her full-bodied glory! The […]
\m/ 470 WHOLE LOTTA LOVE: AN ALL-STAR TRIBUTE TO FAT CHICKS! June 2nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein A compilation that combines my love of metal with my […]
Interviews 300 BRIAN POSEHN: THE COMEDIAN WHO’S “MORE METAL THAN YOU” TALKS TO METALSUCKS April 27th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Like a lot of people, I first became familiar with […]
\m/ 200 NEW SPINAL TAP ALBUM ARTWORK TAKES 20 MINUTES TO ASSEMBLE June 10th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein The same band that brought you the blackest album of […]
Retrospective 130 LEST WE FORGET OUR FOREFATHERS February 9th, 2009 at 3:15pm MetalSucks No, silly — I’m not talking about a seminal musician […]
