Viral Vomit 0 Watch: Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” Performed in the Style of Volbeat, Post Malone, Van Canto, and More January 30th, 2018 at 1:59pm Axl Rosenberg Also: HALL N’ FUCKIN’ OATES!!!
New Stuff 0 Van Canto’s “Clashings on Armour Plates” is the Funniest Thing You’ll Hear All Day January 18th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dweebs.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 11, 2014 February 11th, 2014 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund This week’s best new releases might’ve slipped past you like rats in the dark. Stamp down on their tails and stare with exalting disgust: Mantar, The Unguided, Drawers, Yautja, Mantar, Shin To Shin, and more.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 50 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: THE TOP FIVE DECIBEL REVIEWS OF 2010 THAT REVIEWS EDITOR ANDREW BONAZELLI WHOLEHEARTEDLY DISAGREES WITH December 16th, 2010 at 3:45pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Music Dorkery 180 MORE ACAPELLA METAL THAT’S BETTER THAN VAN CANTO: JUD JUD AND DOKAKA March 4th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg One of the more fun parts of guesting on last […]
Viral Vomit 330 WHY THIS ACAPELLA VERSION OF MESHUGGAH’S “BLEED” IS SUPERIOR TO ANYTHING BY VAN CANTO February 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I once declared the acepella metal group Van Canto to […]
Cinemetal 460 BREAK IT DOWN NOW, A CAPPELLA STYLE February 1st, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Axl may think a cappella “metallers” Van Canto are the […]
Cinemetal 140 I LOVE THE SMELL OF FAILURE IN THE MORNING August 12th, 2008 at 10:08am Axl Rosenberg Ahhhh. I live for days like this. Van Canto, who […]
Cinemetal 460 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, CALL OFF THE SEARCH: WE HAVE FOUND THE WORST BAND IN METAL TODAY January 28th, 2008 at 5:08pm Axl Rosenberg Okay okay okay, a HUGE pat on the back to […]
