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PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ULTRA-RARE SIKTH EP!

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Congratulations to the winners of our most recent photo caption contest; you each will receive a copy of Sikth’s Death of a Dead Day and rare Flogging the Horses EP in the mail. Here are the winning entries to the photos, thumbnail at right:funny metal photo 2

Rob: “After a lifetime of training and practice, Singh was finally ready to leave his wife and family behind and shove his guitar directly up Blaze Bayley’s ass.”
Andres
: “Even the Amish will say “Fuck Jebus” when Iron Maiden comes to town.”
JabelsJr: “Rock of Love 65 – New Season! Bret reveals his wedding photo, the details of his sex change and his secret marriage to CC DeVille. Don’t miss Bret’s secrets on how he uses Preparation H to enhance their sex life and how sharing Depends is the secret to a long lasting marriage.”
NuMallCore Pwns Yo Mama: “In Soviet Russia, the metal owns YOU!”
puke: ““Where the hell’s my DimeBagra??””

This week we have two more copies of Sikth’s Flogging the Horses EP to give away. All you have to do is post a comment with a funny caption to the below photo. We’ll contact the winner by email. Good luck!

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