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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN UNEARTH’S NEW DVD ALIVE FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 at 5:47pm by

Congrats to MetalSucks reader Walker who won last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest. wins Hate Eternal’s Fury & Flames, Soilent Green’s Inevitable Collapse in the Presence of Conviction, and a copy of Fate’s Vultures for coming up with this caption to the picture at right:

“Not only did I did I model for the Indestructible cover, I’ve also been known to make this pose to cue the lights for my big solo.”

This week we’re giving away a copy of Unearth’s recent live DVD Alive From the Apocalypse. All you have to do is come up with a funny caption for the below photo and post it in the comments.

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  • http://www.nobudgettv.com C.J. the D.J.

    At least I’m not Emo!

  • Will

    Kiss Army?! Hell no, I’m part of the Burzum Brigade!

  • whatev…

    Chris Griffin is mad as hell, and he’s not gonna take it anymore!!!!

  • Velocidactyl

    Looks like he’s holding a Gay-K 47.

  • SickSixSeth

    I’ll show you fuckers how to get that ring from Frodo.

  • http://www.myspace.com/thrashordie eli666

    Look mom, i’m being metal.

  • blesttildeth

    A rare photo of super producer Mutt Lange.

  • kenneth riley

    MOTHER,WHO EAT MY LAST CUPCAKE

  • http://myspace.com/fightingjacks fightingmike

    WOW, Varg Vikernes really let himself go in the slammer!!!!

  • http://---------- deadflag

    Lord Dough the Nerco-Insurgent

  • Cisco

    black metal late in the following of the trend… going gangsta!

  • Danny

    Fattys Ding-Dongs cheats death again, and vows revenge upon Dethklok.

  • John

    fag…

  • metalmessiah223

    “I said I want some more pudding”

  • mahkiavelli

    Even as a teenager, Lars Ulrich was torn between his love of metal and his desire to be a Danish freedom fighter.

  • Dr J

    Please ma’am, no meat touching.

  • Terry Connor

    Before daytime television Rosie O’Donnell was a major player in the metal community.

  • http://www.myspace.com/bettyd420 Renee

    New poster boy for Grand Theft Donut…

  • Tony

    WHICH ONE OF YOU INBRED SWINE STOLE MY TWINKIES??!!
    IN THE NAME OF LORD VIKERNES I SHALL SMITE YOU!

  • Jeremy

    One too many “truffle shuffles” finally sent Chunk over the edge.

  • da tr00f

    This…is…my…BOOMSTICK!

  • Michael

    This is what Disturbed really had in mind for Dillinger when they told them not to mess with them

  • Gabe

    Let Go My Eggo Mother Fucker!

  • Murderface Rapes your mother and then

    Tittie sprinkles!!

    -not for the contest, but those are some HUGE tits, man…

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    …well you’ll have plenty of time to call yourself Revrant and hold toy guns when you’re living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

  • Nick

    Billy Milano Goes Black Metal…

  • Muttweiler

    Now bitch, put the money in the bag, and those 4 bearclaws, the dozen glazed, 4 of those ones with the sprinkles…

  • Jason

    Hot Pocket ist krieg!

  • Jim Gilletowicz

    Yessssss…..I will combine the DNA of Ted Nugent, Meatloaf, and Rob Halford to create the biggest fucking retard that the world has ever seen! Bwahahahahaha!

  • Ben

    Go ahead Varg, just try and eat the last piece of pizza!

  • http://www.myspace.com/maegashira JJ

    Worst. School shooting. Ever.

  • Classic1987

    UGGGHHHH!!! Thor hate badly cropped photos!

  • Ryd1ZZ

    I think this dude went to my high school! Ahhh shit son, lmao

  • Alex

    Kobe, How’s my ass taste?

  • Ty

    I hate of my privileged, upper-middle class life. No one understands me… *Pvt. Pyle face from Full Metal Jacket* … time to MAKE them understand…heheheh

    (for those who haven’t seen this movie, here is a picture) http://www.fleen.com/uploads/2006/05/fmji9.jpeg

  • DJ

    Fuck Bambi

  • Sammy

    “Don’t mind me, I’m just Disturbed.”

  • Weston

    The most dangerous part of this guy is his penis haircut.

  • Chuck

    It’s the gay black metal version of Willam Black from Mallrats. I DON’T SEE THE VIKING SHIP!!!!!

  • Walker

    I know what you are asking yourself right now, is my Call of Duty 4 Rank better than yours?

  • harris

    black metal cuffs + AK-47 + Paris Hilton haircut = Glamcore

  • damienk

    God I HATE rap, all that bullshit macho posturing.

  • http://rashofstabbings.blogspot.com Mick

    “Racheal Ray Cooks For Ted Nugent!”

  • hatt

    “I demand more machine gun blastbeats!”

  • bob fossil

    FATTY DING DONGS WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON DETHKLOK!

  • asator

    don’t get between burzum’s one man army and its lunchbag!

  • Dornenhecke

    well, looks like food is not that bad in prison, varg, huh?

  • daren

    MOM, I WILL NOT GO TO FAT CAMP UNTIL THIS WHOLE DISTURBED/DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN FEUD IS SETTLED!

  • bucketochicken

    WOW, Angela Gossow has really let herself go…

  • key

    woman
    where’s my dinner?

  • http://www.coreymitchell.com Corey Mitchell

    Blake Judd returns to his black metal roots.

  • Joe D

    please dont let his appearance fool you.
    he is like a squirl. he wont hurt you unless you have nuts

  • Zach

    Drummer from Demon Hunter takes a more proactive stance on right-to-life.

  • Trainwreck

    My guitar hero controller broke…

  • SK

    Greg Hall after hearing the news that lombardo returned to slayer.

  • Aliester Fiend

    “Da Fat Boys Are Back and ya know dey can never be wack”

  • http://www.bitpom.com Rev

    Found: rare cut scene from Metallica’s “One” video entitled “Johnny Got His Gummy Bear.”

  • Jason

    The security guards have kicked me out of the food court at the mall for the last time!

  • Joe A.

    When Black Metal meets L.A.

  • Nate

    A new band, Suidae, in response to Caninus and Bovinus, features the vocals of a pig (as seen here at a “Bacon is genocide” protest).

    *Note: Suidae is the genus of pigs

  • Andrew

    Overcompensation at its best…

  • Cody

    i like to shoot the cow then tenderize it with these sweet butcher wrist bands…or i just deep fry my hair and chew on that

  • PHATMAN

    KELLY CLARKSON POSES FOR THE FRONT OF HER NEW METAL COVERS CD-ST.HAMBURGER

  • SugaDaddy

    See now this is what happens when you dont put Ben and Jerrys on the grocery list!

  • TedTedPoleyPoley

    MetalSucks readers dream an updated version of the 80′s SNL character “Pat”. hey, “It’s Pat!”

  • Beams19

    A Lone Rangers wannabe band member seen the movie Airheads one time too many

  • C.J.

    You want BEEF, son?! You got BEEF!

  • Terry

    shhhhhh. Be vewwy vewwy quit. I’m huntin wappers hehehehe.

  • sully

    The Misfats: Blubberon A.K.

  • br00tald00d

    When Euronymous found Dead’s body, he didn’t only make stew out of his brain and a necklace out of his skull, he also ate his whole body in one sitting and stole the shotgun.

  • Ron

    I’m here to kick ass and eat donuts, and I’m all out of bullets.

  • Randolph Carter

    The Dimmu Borgir fan club is prepped for assault on the twinkie factory.

  • Revrant

    d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.: Fuck you.

    Funny pic guys, love these caption things, nothing these guys haven’t already gotten comes to mind though.

  • Aliester Fiend

    Hey everybody Its Meatloafs fun loving gun totin black metal insurgent bastard son “Meat Ball” !!!! say hi Meat Ball

    (MetaBall says):….dad can I have a go phone????

    (MetaLoaf says):….Let me Sleep on It!!!!

    (MeatBall says):….Die you fat son of a bitch, Ill never..NEVER have tities like the ones you had in fight club!!!!

  • http://profile.myspace.com/thereapingprocess Mike Jones

    I didn’t think I was metal enough with only these gaudy, uncomfortable, chaffing wristbands; coupled with this plastic machine gun my grandmother bought me for christmas, so I thought I’d thrown on my “I’m going to eat you now”, face. Oh yeah, I can feel the metal.

  • James M.

    “We’re out of cookies, and Grandma is going to pay.”

  • Addie

    “Would you like me to take my shirt off?”

    “I love the gentle aroma of my new shampoo. Ah, apricot.”

  • http://www.myspace.com/gebularmusic Jack Davis

    Go back there, And get me a WHOPPER!

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  • http://www.peterlathouwers.com Peter

    Mc Marduk… A taste worth killing for!