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THE LATEST K.I.S.S. CASH-IN

 Monday, October 13th, 2008 at 3:50pm by

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Gene Simmons has never had any qualms whatsoever with attaching the Kiss name to just about anything in exchange for a few bucks. So it shouldn’t surprise anyone that, in addition to coffins, coffee, toothbrushes and god knows what else, Simmons has now announced the latest addition to the Kiss brand: Kiss Mr. Potato Head dolls. After the jump, take a look at photos of the prototypes.

No word yet on the rumored Gene Simmons model prosthetic penis.

-VN

[Source: Idolator]

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  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    We’re officially one step closer to KISS-brand singing dildos.

  • deez nutz

    I can hear it already, a dildo singing ‘lick it up’, HAHA.

  • SickSixSeth

    I hate these guys

  • http://myspace.com/rican_zombie Andres

    Still waiting for the official KISS edition Bible’s to come out.

  • http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/82/image1llrk5.jpg Revrant

    Wha…What do you mean? They already have a KISS Bible out, it details their entire religion.

    http://tinyurl.com/kissbible

  • http://www.myspace.com/bminekime enemyofgod72

    Gene Simmons officially has no soul. I’m surprised he hasn’t put one of his kids or perhaps his mother on E-Bay yet. This is yet another reason to hate KISS, other than the music I mean.

  • bucketochicken

    Just a mild point of order here – in the headline, shouldn’t “Cash-In” be spelled with a “K” in this case?

  • Matt

    I fucking hate KISS

  • carter

    Worst fucking band ever. Good marketing though, to have one hit song keep them alive and profitable for so long.

  • http://metalsucks Raulito

    Kiss Sucks…I finally said it…..Raul

  • Dude Manbro

    KISS is exactly like Krusty the Clown on “The Simpsons”. There is no product too stupid or shoddy for them to endorse. They will lend their logo to literally anything. Enough is never enough with them. They even have yet another “greatest hits” package coming out this year, that will make at least ten & that’s funny no matter how you look at it. To be fair, at least they don’t pretend to be musically relevant or anything, like during their embarrassing “Revenge” period. They just do what they do…sell stuff.

  • K-error

    The members of Kiss no doubt have special toilet paper – pictures of fans printed on the sheets.

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