What the...?? 0 Five Finger Death Punch Have a Personal Masseuse on Tour with Them December 11th, 2019 at 10:32am Vince Neilstein Just like the working man! Struggling to get by! Support the troops!
What the...?? 0 Kiss Staged an Ocean Show for Great White Sharks but None Attended November 21st, 2019 at 10:39am Vince Neilstein The latest and greatest Kiss money-grab and PR stunt.
What the...?? 0 Video: Marilyn Manson Played a Hip Hop Festival, Fans are Confused November 10th, 2019 at 1:39pm MetalSucks The audience sang along to his cover of Eurythmics’s “Sweet Dreams.”
What the...?? 0 Slayer’s Manager Says Band Will Continue After Final Tour November 9th, 2019 at 1:20pm MetalSucks What’s next for Slayer: a film? theme park? comic book series? Who knows!
What the...?? 0 Frankie Palmeri Is Asking “True Fans” to Donate $100 to Emmure November 7th, 2019 at 1:07pm Axl Rosenberg Like, $100 each. Not, like, he’s having a hard time raising $100. That would just be sad.
What the...?? 0 Likely-Baked Tool Fan Doesn’t Realize He Asked Eddie Van Halen to Take His Photo October 23rd, 2019 at 9:44am Axl Rosenberg I mean, that dude is clearly stoned, and it WAS a Tool concert, so…
What the...?? 0 Black Label Society / Obituary Tour Announced, Cancelled October 1st, 2019 at 2:08pm Axl Rosenberg The trek was called off a mere hour after it was announced.
What the...?? 0 Every Time I Die’s Keith Buckley Is an Ordained Minister Now September 17th, 2019 at 8:40am Axl Rosenberg And he’s apparently willing to officiate your wedding.
What the...?? 0 Incubus Asked Iron Maiden to Borrow Eddie Stage Prop September 14th, 2019 at 7:02pm MetalSucks Incubus have been asking every two years, but Maiden always turn them down.
What the...?? 0 Watch Metal’s Favorite Grumpy Grampa, Chris Holmes, Interview Skindred September 12th, 2019 at 2:48pm Axl Rosenberg Includes such insightful questions as “You’re the bass player, right?”, “Do you have a label?”, and “Is that it?”.
What the...?? 0 Wow, Immortal Have Sure Gone Downhill Recently September 11th, 2019 at 9:04am Vince Neilstein S.H.O.U.T. are the new kings of black metal.
What the...?? 0 Former Weedeater Drummer Arrested for Spiking Wife’s Drink with Meth August 13th, 2019 at 11:58am Skaylatonwitch Maybe he’s a fan of the band Meth Drinker?
What the...?? 0 Facebook Bans Led Zeppelin’s Houses of the Holy Artwork June 19th, 2019 at 11:05am Axl Rosenberg Multiple Led Zeppelin fan pages have been temporarily or permanently taken down as a result of posting the iconic album cover.
What the...?? 0 Video: Tom Morello Throws a Fan’s Cell Phone Into the Crowd June 17th, 2019 at 11:49am Vince Neilstein Morello went savage on a fan’s phone when he tried to take a selfie!
What the...?? 0 Video: Dudes Rockin’ Out to Van Halen Meet David Lee Roth, Have No Idea Who He Is May 30th, 2019 at 4:28pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe they were Van Hagar fans?
What the...?? 0 Disturbed: David Dramain Meets His Doppelgänger in the UK May 17th, 2019 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg Meet Carlos Pau-Real, the Draiman lookalike the band recently invited on-stage during a gig in Manchester.
What the...?? 0 “Liquid Death” Canned Water Company Has the Most Metal Marketing Campaign EVER! May 8th, 2019 at 2:10pm Vince Neilstein “Murder your thirst” with these tall-boy cans of Austrian mountain water.
What the...?? 0 New Fear Factory Greatest Hits Compilation Was Released Without the Band’s Knowledge April 30th, 2019 at 10:05am Vince Neilstein The compilation, Linchpin, was put out by Warner Music, who now owns Roadrunner Records.
What the...?? 0 Newly Discovered Species of Beetle Named After Nightwish Singer Floor Jansen March 9th, 2019 at 2:41pm Vince Neilstein The species is now called Tmesisternus floorjansenae.
What the...?? 0 Video: Metalcore Bands Play a Show Inside a Wendy’s Fast Food Restaurant February 27th, 2019 at 4:58pm Vince Neilstein Their frosties bring all the mosh to the yard.
