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Gene Simmons’ Rationalization for Charging $12K to Be His Roadie? “Nobody’s Ever Done It”
March 26th, 2025 at 4:33pm Hesher Keenan

Maybe there’s a reason for that, Gene.


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Gel’s Streaming Accounts Got Hacked With Some Fake Ass AI Song
March 23rd, 2025 at 2:22pm Smokey Goretooth

The internet is so damn dumb sometimes.


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Slaughter to Prevail’s Alex Terrible to be Immortialized with Bear Wrestling Statue
March 15th, 2025 at 1:20pm Smokey Goretooth

How terrible of him.


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Turns Out Conor McGregor’s a Limp Bizkit Fan and Honestly That Tracks
March 11th, 2025 at 3:21pm Hesher Keenan

You don’t want to run into him during “Break Stuff”.


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Only Gene Simmons Would Charge You $12,495 to Be His Roadie
March 7th, 2025 at 3:29pm Hesher Keenan

Hopefully someone else has to carry his jock…


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Survey Suggests You Sickos Like Listening to Deftones and System of a Down While You Sh*t
February 14th, 2025 at 5:16pm Hesher Keenan

I watched a change… in poo…


What the...?? 0
AI CEO Makes Dumb Claim That Musicians Hate Making Music
January 20th, 2025 at 11:56am Haela Huntress

This might be the dumbest take I’ve heard on AI.


What the...?? 0
Tommy Lee’s Wife Says He Showers ‘Once A Week,’ Adding a Horrific Layer to Those Dick Pics
December 23rd, 2024 at 11:00am Hesher Keenan

Lean in and take a huge whiff.


What the...?? 0
Tim “Ripper” Owens Thinks Judas Priest Purposely Books Their Shows to Screw KK’s Priest
December 19th, 2024 at 3:14pm Hesher Keenan

Riiiiiiiiiight


What the...?? 0
David Ellefson Joins Tone Deaf Boomer Gene Simmons in Saying “Rock is Dead in America”
December 5th, 2024 at 4:08pm Hesher Keenan

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb..


What the...?? 0
Fu*k This Metalcore Vocalist for Scamming People with Fake Cancer Diagnosis
November 21st, 2024 at 12:44pm Hesher Keenan

It’s so bad that his band broke up.


What the...?? 0
Huh… As I Lay Dying’s Album Shaped By Fire Has Vanished from Streaming Services [UPDATE]
October 25th, 2024 at 3:56pm Hesher Keenan

This shit keeps getting weirder and weirder…


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Jake E. Lee Shot Multiple Times in Las Vegas, Expected to Make Full Recovery
October 15th, 2024 at 3:37pm Smokey Goretooth

We really hope he’s okay.


What the...?? 0
Forbes Releases Ranking of Top 38 Metal Bands, Doesn’t Do a Terrible Job
October 9th, 2024 at 11:02am Haela Huntress

Spoiler alert: Metallica is number one.


What the...?? 0
This Will Destroy You Announce That They’re Splitting Into Two Bands Somehow
August 14th, 2024 at 11:31am Haela Huntress

If you understand what they’re saying, can you explain it to me?


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Korn is the Most Valuable Artist Per Concert Ticket Cost, New Study Shows
August 10th, 2024 at 4:44pm Smokey Goretooth

Korn gives you the best fuck for your buck.


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Nine Inch Nails Composes Score for Disney Movie ‘Tron: Ares’
August 10th, 2024 at 3:57pm Smokey Goretooth

It’ll definitely be one of the coolest things about the movie for sure.


What the...?? 0
Marty Friedman Got Back on His Bullsh*t by Ranking U.S. Cereals
April 8th, 2024 at 2:16pm Hesher Keenan

So let it be written…


What the...?? 0
Rock Fest Organizers Ban Moshing and ‘Hardcore Dancing Styles’ Outside of Designated Areas
April 2nd, 2024 at 4:26pm Hesher Keenan

No moshing allowed (outside this specific spot).


What the...?? 0
Cockroach Moshing Has to Be the Dumbest Thing Ever
March 29th, 2024 at 4:26pm Hesher Keenan

Get off the floor, man!


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