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TUFF’S “DEAR JANI LANE”

 Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 at 10:20am by

I have a feeling it’s gonna be a slow day here at MetalSucks. I’m pretty hungover and I was maybe 1/16th as drunk last night as Vince was – the last time I saw him, standing upright was becoming a challenge.

So.

Bring Back Glam posted this amusing cover of the Bloodhound Gang’s “Dear Chasey Lane,” which swaps out the lyrics about the titular porn star in favor of an ode to Warrant’s on again/off again vocalist. Even if you hate hair metal, I think it’d be hard not to get a kick out of this.

-AR

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  • http://metalmartyr.com MetalMartyr.com

    “I have a feeling it’s gonna be a slow day”

    Yeah, I’m feeling that too. There isn’t jack shit worth talking about right now. I’m still looking for a place to find a cool leather vest that I can wear with no shirt and lo cut, skin tight pants. Dopey Dwarf look out of place in the initial vid picture.

  • Sammy

    The next good parody song will be the first good parody song. And some of us have learned from our mistakes and know when to stop drinking to avoid being a bigger asshole than we are when sober and to avoid hangovers.

  • http://countshockula.blogspot.com ezra

    Thanks Dad! (sammy)
    I’ve found the opposite to be true, the more I drink, the more my tolerance grows, and now hangovers are a thing of the past!

  • Sammy

    Sure son, anytime.

  • Paxl Rose

    Wow, this is getting press beyond Metal Sludge, which is basically an extension of Tuff’s promotional machine.