Breaking the Law

Suddenly Kanye is all, “Oopsie, Manson didn’t write that song I said he wrote.”

The former couple have been involved in a heated custody dispute over their children.

There’s been some backlash over the band “befriending” their robbers.

Manson is said not to have been home at the time of the raid.

The updated version of the complaint is intended to emphasize that the Nevermind cover was always intended to be sexual.

A new report says the shock rocker is “open to settlement discussions” with his accusers.

He was the first person involved in the January 6 Capitol riot to reach a plea deal with the government and remains on supervised pre-trial release.

He used a converted vocal booth to punish his ex-girlfriends for hours at a time.

Michael Johnston, owner of Audiotree, Lincoln Hall and Schubas in Chicago, allegedly conspired to take nude photos of his children’s nanny.

The latest twist in the golden shower heard ’round the world.

Thus concludes the legal issues between the two parties in recent months.

“I dismissed it as a load of crap but when it all came out I felt like an accessory to murder after the fact.”

The story was not picked up by the metal media when it happened.

She was one of five victims in last week’s killing spree.

The drummer has been on paternity leave from the band for four years and now claims he was wrongfully fired.

A hearing is set for this morning in the ongoing domestic battle.

The allegations first appeared last year and have recently resurfaced.

“A reasonable jury could find that the effects of [Manson’s] alleged unconscionable acts, including the perceived threat to Plaintiff’s safety, immigration status, and career, persisted years after her last contact with [Manson],” according to the judge.

Grohl isn’t worried about the suit’s outcome.

He was released on $13,000 bail.