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FRED DURST IS A TWIT(TER)

 Thursday, February 26th, 2009 at 4:23pm by

durst-is-a-twitterDo I rag on Fred Durst too much? Guess what? I don’t really care! It amuses me and it’s a slow news day.

SO. I’m new to this whole Twitter thing. Vince signed us up and I’ve tweeted (Christ typing that makes me feel like a ree-ree) a few times, but it’s not really for me.

But I am really, really enjoying following Fred Durst on Twitter. His tweets – which range from star fucking to philosophical to just plain weird – are as poetic and deep as his lyrics. If you don’t believe me, check out some of my favorite samples after the jump. And remember, kids, this is all real – I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.

I love E! 7:10 AM yesterday from TwitterBerry

Live through feeling and you will live through love. For feeling is the language of the soul, and feeling is truth 10:29 AM Feb 24th from web

There are two sides to every coin.. same coin.. just a little different on each side unless its a chucky cheese token 10:26 AM Feb 18th from TwitterBerry

Blackmail is unacceptable!! 7:05 PM Feb 17th from TwitterBerry

I’m in OC rehearsing with Camp Freddy – Dave Navaro and Mark McGrath say hello!! 4:19 PM Feb 17th from TwitterBerry

If you haven’t gone Mac then you haven’t gone anywhere.. 11:42 AM Feb 17th from TwitterBerry

without symbols it is different.. makes all the difference to me 7:27 PM Feb 14th from web

twizkit 3:27 PM Jan 28th from web

do something fervent after dinner 2:16 PM Jan 28th from web

Building houses is no joke. Props to all of the construction workers of the world!! 4:26 PM Jan 20th from web

I just saw Albert Einstein in the Mac store. He was listening to Break Stuff. I ask, “why such violent music?” He says, “fuck off”. Genius. 2:03 PM Jan 18th from web

And, finally, my absolute favorite:

My respect to Martin Luther King, Jr. 9:30 AM Jan 19th from TwitterBerry

-AR

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  • sethcore

    what a fucking faggot!!!! i wish that dumb ass wigger mother fucker would dive head first into a wood chipper.

  • Sammy

    ~Constant 140 character updates from anybody – tedious.
    ~Constant Metalsucks Fred Durst updates – beyond tedious.

  • dthrasher

    ^ what he said

  • Ryan

    I agree with Sammy… It’s fun to watch Durst make a complete ass out of himself, but the updates on his every move is getting annoying.

  • Metal Martyr

    I think I might have to hack in to twitter and delete his account or something.

  • Symbiot

    So I’m tracking Fred Durst on twitter to see what an idiot he is LOL!!… God I hope he posts tour dates soon!

    -AR

  • Blackthorned

    More Durst please – seriously, he’s the comedy gift that keeps on giving.

  • http://smartassradio.com DJ Scully

    The worst part is that the first six listed are the first six on his twitter… he’s a comedy gold machine!

  • http://www.myspace.com/onlytheswolesurvive Mr Garland

    I Love E! Ha

  • pokesmot

    haha gold durst is a fag

  • attackmole

    The only celebrity twitter worth reading is Shaq’s.

    http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ

  • COSK!

    Props to this guy ^
    I checked out Shaq’s
    He seriously types exactly how he talks.

  • charliehustle

    with all these fred durst updates, i feel like i’m reading buddyhead in like 99. i think that’s a good thing.

  • Jason

    Axl, your relentless fascination with Fred borders on some bizarre man-crush.

  • SonOF

    “The only celebrity twitter worth reading is Shaq’s.

    http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ”

    Hell yeah, I checked out Shaq’s too. The big man makes me laugh.

  • shadesofnothing

    Fred Durst has brilliant lyrics(insert sarcasm)

  • http://www.freddurstrules.com Fredsbird

    He is comedy genius. I’d love ten minutes in a room with Freddie.

  • What a fag

    Fred Durst = Cocksucker