FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A PACKAGE OF CLASSIC IN FLAMES “RELOADED” CDs!
Thursday, March 5th, 2009 at 5:58pm by Vince Neilstein
Last week’s funny photo caption contest was a doozy… but MS Maniac “Sacajawea” has emerged victorious and will receive the deluxe This Comp Kills Fascists boxset from our pals at Relapse Records for coming up with the following caption to the photo at right, actually the box set cover:
“At the base of every penis you’ll find a Bush.”
Touche. This week we’re giving away one prize package of THREE classic CDs from Sweden’s kings of melodic death metal, In Flames. Each album has been remastered, re-released and re-packaged with bonus material and extra tracks by Nuclear Blast as part of their “Reloaded” series. One lucky winner will receive the “Reloaded” versions of Whoracle, Colony and Clayman — In Flames’ best albums, if you ask me. Just come up with a funny caption to the photo below and they’re yours.
Ray Mysterio tries his hand at crowd surfing.
george bush put on this costume to save his own ass on his way out of washington!!!
“We shall take the Hollywood Undead fag and sacrifice him to Satan!!”
Even the Luchadores loved Limp Bizkit at Woodstock 99′.
There are few requirements for the express-lane at a metal show
Rain_check
Surfboard_check
Luchadore mask_check
Faith in no potholes for the remainder of the crowd surf_n/a
Crowd surfing takes on a whole new meaning in Mexico.
“Insane Clown Posse’s superpowers weren’t quite as impressive as immediately thought.”
super beaner!1
i got nothin
I don’t know what you guys are talking about. This guy is fuckin’ B.A.
As the Biggest fan of the new Street Fighter 4 character, El Fuerte, emerges from the crowd at a Metallica concert, he grabs his surf board and screams he is riding the lightening.
Limp Bizkit gets back together and all is right in the world for the kid who thinks hes crowd surfing like Fred and desssed like Wes.. Rock on my friend.. Oh yes Rock ON!
The screaming crowds won’t stop Gene Simmons’ guitar tech from doing his job.
surf nicaragua. literally.
Fred Durst desperate to revive his career as “El Sucko!”
Butthole Surfers to the RESCUE!!!
“Even whilst surfing and wrestling an invisible bear, El Diablo is eternally vigilant! HADOUUUUKEN!”
Sid at the Mexican leg of Slipknot’s All Hope Is Gone tour.
Its a dude from Slipknot, Mushroomhead. NO its some random dude on a surfboard.
I took the meaning of crowd surfing too literally at the last show I went to.
The global economic crisis seems to have had a particularly devastating effect on Mexico’s world renowned ‘Lucha surf-courier’, pictured here in the act of delivering a large box that doesn’t exist to nobody in particular. Ir con dios, mensajero valiente!!!
Mexico’s answer to the Silver Surfer.
Mexican mosh pit wrestling… Still better than WWE
Mexican Santa.
Black metal has finally made its way into central America.
After breaking his right arm in a wrestling match, “El Nino” finally got to experience first hand the power of the Mexican hospital transportation system.
Faster than a speeding shot of tequila, more powerful than a stomach flu, able to leap crowds of annoying solicitors with a single surfboard… it’s a burrito, it’s a plate of enchiladas, no… it’s Supermanuel!
“Onward Minions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Border crossing was more experimental back in the day.
OR
The lengths some people will go to just to get to the beer tent.
“Some metal fans bang their heads, others throw the horns while fans of Brujeria, take it to a whole ‘notha level.”
COW-A-BUNGA!!!!
Hate to break it to ya, Paco, but there ain’t no magic surf board gonna get’cha over that there fence!
Max Cavalera was dismayed to find that, after 20 years of his signature crowd surfing, it actually did NOT involve being carried around on a pizza.
As there is not much of a fallback plan for pro wrestlers, Pablo decided to try his hand at surfing, when his wrestler mentality took the better of him.
“I swear, if someone makes a Gaahl joke out of this, I’m going to Moonsault their ass.”
“I eswear, eef someone make a Gaahl joke out of thees, voy a Moonsault su trasero.”
“Yo so El Doucho Loco!”
With invisible girl under his arm El Nacho literally rides the new wave of Japenese metal
The newest Aquabat member arrives to practice on time despite all the traffic.
“Surfing with the illegal Alien”
lol @ Sacajawea. 2 weeks in a row man. Nice.
Mexican Postal Service motto: “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night – nor mosh pits – stays these Masked couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”
“I swear to god I will piledrive the next person who makes a crowdsurfing joke…”
For his audition for Insane Clown Posse, Ed did not show off his rap skills, choosing instead to dazzle all with his levitation powers.
The aspiring filmmakers, lacking enough money for special effects or good equipment, are forced to resort to this.
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Mexico is not well known for giving birth to great superhero movies, this is why.
It’s not safe to surf on Mexican waters.
Americans be warned…Choncho hasn’t wiped lately and has been strapped with a bag full of dynamite…the new form of, “Mexican Weapon of Mass Destruction,” has officially been launched…get the vaseline, he’s chafing!
Decked out and on his way to see “Watchmen”, Jose accidentally ran into the waiting to burn Matthew McConaughy’s most recent straight to DVD flick. (Google it, guys.)
Gang way mang, I got the key’s made
Dumass tries to live his dream of being a luchaidiot by surfing ontop of others, while people under him wonder what the fuck is he doing, and whats in that bag…
That sucked…i got nothing.
Dude! Look in the crowd! What is some chick flashing us?! No, we’re not Aerosmith. Our backyard wrestling prayers have been answered, it’s Violent J from Insane Clown Posse!
Album cover unveiled for the upcoming Slipknot album, “Vol. 5 : Mucha Lucha Tokyo”.
Just when the Nu-Metal bands thought they were safe, out from the crowds emerges a hero: la mierda destructor metálico!
Municipal Waste went down a storm on their recent tour of Mexico.
Stand back, I’ll stop Limp Bizkit from taking the stage!
@Gelder
For The Win !
Rey Mysterio Jr. was wondering why his YMCA-on-a-surfboard dance wasn’t hitting the right note.
In light of the current recession, the Silver Surfer was forced to scrap all his precious metal, and hire an army of day laborers to power his replacement board, paying them only with promises of dulces from his man-purse.
Nacho Mama, burrito vendor extraordinaire.
Some faggot on a board.
Mike Patton–AWAY!
“I can’t wait to get home and write about this on Metal Inquisition!”
whilst the silver surfer remains as efficent as ever, his new sidekick, La Salsa Mejor’s
abilty to summon a sea of mexicans to ride on causes more problems than it solves.
2 observations
1) You’ve got people comin out of the woodwork for these caption contests.
2) Judging by the quality of entries so far, there are not many funny things to say about this picture.
getting out of Washington D.C. after the inauguration was damn near impossible for those who did not think to bring surfboards.
Crowd surfing – Trve style
Supported by screams of adoration from countless dozens of fans and the legendary surf metal stylings of Sick Pail & the Hell-Tones tearing through their timeless classic “Surfing DOA”, a MetalSucks Mansion Monkey learns to surf on what he thinks is a giant banana, Dave Draiman can only watch in envy from afar as our primate hero lets out a gnarly Oh Wah Ah Ah Ah Oh Wah Ah Ah Ah, Draiman is left drowning deep in his sea of primate loathing
….He later credited the success of his unorthodox plan to the invisible energy cube he cradled in his right arm during the journey. Some are hailing this as a miracle due to claims by locals that the image of mother mary appeared in sweat stains on the back of the man’s insane clown posse t shirt. He was later apprehended by police.
also that dude is a bad ass imao.
Woodstock 2015, featuring Hollywood Undead
Silver Surfer – Brought to you by the same people who made Ghost Rider
Viva La Revolution!!!!!!!!!
Slipknot’s new band member making his big entrance
Global recession forces Somali pirates to downsize operations.
Original inspiration for the ending David Lee Roth’s “Just Like Paradise” video
“HAHA FUCKERS! I’m gonna kill you all with my imaginary bag of LAME-O dust!!”
Maynard James Keenan surfs the crowd nonchanantly, disguised as Ray Mysterio
photoshopped.
If I say it’s safe to surf this crowd Corey, then it’s safe to surf this crowd. I mean I’m not afraid to surf this place, I’ll surf this whole fucking place!
“Apocalyptica Now”
Exor666t has my vote!
The true meaning of LOCOmotion
i got 2
1. Something in the term ‘crowd surfing’ got lost in translation… but in Mexico…. eh whatever works
2. Masked Wrestler’s thoughts: My manager told me the crowd would love it if I surfed on them…
Hi Ho off to the Limp BIzkit renunion show I go
Carving his way to the stage, Gary Hoey quickly realises he will have to work the waves carefully to avoid the whirlpool up ahead.
Sad, very sad.
After watching “The Wrestler” Rey Mysterio went mental and refused to believe thats his future….
Next time try giving us a picture of the current Winds Of Plague line up or something it’ll be much easier to piss on !
Metalness of photo. Points: 1 to 10. 10 being most metal
Mexican Wrestling Mask 2
Break Dancing 0
Crowd Surfing 0
Literally Crowd Surfing 1
Giant black backpack thing 6
Blue Jeans 0
Obviously not a metal show 0
Surf Board -341
Metal score -332
Fail.
“50 more feet to Maria Brink’s boobs, 50 more feet to Maria Brink’s boobs…”
My earlier post was supposed to say “Yo soy El Doucho Loco!”. For some reason the server decided to eliminate the y in soy.
Surfboard-100 Dollars
Mask-10 Dollars
The Realization That The World Is Fucked Up Enough To Enjoy Making A Caption For This Picture-Priceless
There are somethings money can’t buy back, like this guy’s pride.
For everything else, there’s mastercard.
Dimebag really should have seen this guy coming.
This is why In Flames never toured Mexico.
El Luchador: Saving the invisible since 1969!
mexicans. love. watchmen.
Mexicans.
Always have your back on the flow of booze, and an interesting way to get it to you.
Even if the keg is invisible.
Faster, minions! The Teen Wolf 2 auditions end at 5 o’clock!
at most gigs in mexico, you can hire black-ops surf ninjas to sneak in your backpack full of weed.
To recapture that 50’s instrumental feel for the modern metal crowd a new genre is born; Surf ROCK!” With such hits as “Mosh don’t Run”, Surfin COCK and Black Apache” Available on Columbia records nationwide.
“pablo……pablo ………where the fuck did that kid get to”
everybodys gone surfing, surfing……. mexico
can u take me higher i cant see scott stapp
today the mexican equvelent to the unibomber is being hailed as a hero by the local for capturing susan stors tonight at 11
correction locals and susan storms damn mexican media
“Jack Black’s illigitimate Son Juan Havana Black arrives to the premier of ‘Nacho Libre 2′ in grand style”
“Point me towards that girl up front who keeps flashin’ her cans!”
As you can see here, gay pride parades in Mexico aren’t near as flamboyant as they are in America.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372784/
Nu-Suicide Bombing Moshpit
Guess wich MetalSucks Mansion resident was at sion metal (after knew atlanta’s weed)?
STOP!!!, in the name of…. NACHOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!
New movie: 300 Mexicans and the Attack of the Masked Surfer
surfin the mosh pit
Sid Wilson is late for his own concert. That’s okay, he brought a big bag full of invisible talent!
Michael Jackson gets ready for his comeback tour.
this is why after school specials are made….. ps dont drink the water
Willing to get a penis enlarger to Lars Ulrich at any measure…ANY.
Lol much… I see a new brand like Rip Curl coming on… maybe something like Finger Tips
The crowd noticed that all you needed these days to become a hero was to wear a binliner and a cardboard mask.
FUCKIN RITE!
crowd surfing is sooo much better this way
cuz now the crowd cant rape me and give me those weird ass diseases anymore…