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FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A PACKAGE OF CLASSIC IN FLAMES “RELOADED” CDs!

 Thursday, March 5th, 2009 at 5:58pm by

this comp kills fascists boxsetLast week’s funny photo caption contest was a doozy… but MS Maniac “Sacajawea” has emerged victorious and will receive the deluxe This Comp Kills Fascists boxset from our pals at Relapse Records for coming up with the following caption to the photo at right, actually the box set cover:

“At the base of every penis you’ll find a Bush.”

Touche. This week we’re giving away one prize package of THREE classic CDs from Sweden’s kings of melodic death metal, In Flames. Each album has been remastered, re-released and re-packaged with bonus material and extra tracks by Nuclear Blast as part of their “Reloaded” series. One lucky winner will receive the “Reloaded” versions of Whoracle, Colony and Clayman — In Flames’ best albums, if you ask me. Just come up with a funny caption to the photo below and they’re yours.

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  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Brutal Jay

    Ray Mysterio tries his hand at crowd surfing.

  • dale schmucker

    george bush put on this costume to save his own ass on his way out of washington!!!

  • tyler09

    “We shall take the Hollywood Undead fag and sacrifice him to Satan!!”

  • http://www.citadelbloodbeard.blogspot.com Shanetera

    Even the Luchadores loved Limp Bizkit at Woodstock 99′.

  • DagNasty

    There are few requirements for the express-lane at a metal show

    Rain_check
    Surfboard_check
    Luchadore mask_check
    Faith in no potholes for the remainder of the crowd surf_n/a

  • Chris

    Crowd surfing takes on a whole new meaning in Mexico.

  • http://www.myspace.com/metaltodiefor Andy

    “Insane Clown Posse’s superpowers weren’t quite as impressive as immediately thought.”

  • metal guy

    super beaner!1

    i got nothin

  • Drew

    I don’t know what you guys are talking about. This guy is fuckin’ B.A.

  • Jazmin

    As the Biggest fan of the new Street Fighter 4 character, El Fuerte, emerges from the crowd at a Metallica concert, he grabs his surf board and screams he is riding the lightening.

  • McHammered

    Limp Bizkit gets back together and all is right in the world for the kid who thinks hes crowd surfing like Fred and desssed like Wes.. Rock on my friend.. Oh yes Rock ON!

  • Gibbo

    The screaming crowds won’t stop Gene Simmons’ guitar tech from doing his job.

  • justin

    surf nicaragua. literally.

  • http://www.myspace.com/negativetheory Eddie

    Fred Durst desperate to revive his career as “El Sucko!”

  • Beastmaster

    Butthole Surfers to the RESCUE!!!

  • Damotello

    “Even whilst surfing and wrestling an invisible bear, El Diablo is eternally vigilant! HADOUUUUKEN!”

  • Jimmy

    Sid at the Mexican leg of Slipknot’s All Hope Is Gone tour.

  • Chee

    Its a dude from Slipknot, Mushroomhead. NO its some random dude on a surfboard.

  • Ryan

    I took the meaning of crowd surfing too literally at the last show I went to.

  • The Rooktrocity

    The global economic crisis seems to have had a particularly devastating effect on Mexico’s world renowned ‘Lucha surf-courier’, pictured here in the act of delivering a large box that doesn’t exist to nobody in particular. Ir con dios, mensajero valiente!!!

  • http://www.kaaghouse.com GoatRider

    Mexico’s answer to the Silver Surfer.

  • Alex

    Mexican mosh pit wrestling… Still better than WWE

  • Ilona

    Mexican Santa.

  • http://myspace.com/duskambient Deathmetalmario

    Black metal has finally made its way into central America.

  • Sacajawea

    After breaking his right arm in a wrestling match, “El Nino” finally got to experience first hand the power of the Mexican hospital transportation system.

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Faster than a speeding shot of tequila, more powerful than a stomach flu, able to leap crowds of annoying solicitors with a single surfboard… it’s a burrito, it’s a plate of enchiladas, no… it’s Supermanuel!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jdianora J Dianora

    “Onward Minions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  • http://www.myspace.com/riffcompelsme riffcompelsme

    Border crossing was more experimental back in the day.

    OR

    The lengths some people will go to just to get to the beer tent.

  • Andrew Stoe

    “Some metal fans bang their heads, others throw the horns while fans of Brujeria, take it to a whole ‘notha level.”

  • pacomon

    COW-A-BUNGA!!!!

  • Mitch

    Hate to break it to ya, Paco, but there ain’t no magic surf board gonna get’cha over that there fence!

  • Malacoda

    Max Cavalera was dismayed to find that, after 20 years of his signature crowd surfing, it actually did NOT involve being carried around on a pizza.

  • Slntpsych1

    As there is not much of a fallback plan for pro wrestlers, Pablo decided to try his hand at surfing, when his wrestler mentality took the better of him.

  • villanj1

    “I swear, if someone makes a Gaahl joke out of this, I’m going to Moonsault their ass.”

  • villanj1

    “I eswear, eef someone make a Gaahl joke out of thees, voy a Moonsault su trasero.”

  • Sean

    “Yo so El Doucho Loco!”

  • Charger77

    With invisible girl under his arm El Nacho literally rides the new wave of Japenese metal

  • mark james

    The newest Aquabat member arrives to practice on time despite all the traffic.

  • El_Dude

    “Surfing with the illegal Alien”

  • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

    lol @ Sacajawea. 2 weeks in a row man. Nice.

  • kibblesnbits1053

    Mexican Postal Service motto: “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night – nor mosh pits – stays these Masked couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”

  • Boris

    “I swear to god I will piledrive the next person who makes a crowdsurfing joke…”

  • Zach

    For his audition for Insane Clown Posse, Ed did not show off his rap skills, choosing instead to dazzle all with his levitation powers.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/Demigod1 Tyler

    The aspiring filmmakers, lacking enough money for special effects or good equipment, are forced to resort to this.

    —

    Mexico is not well known for giving birth to great superhero movies, this is why.

  • Dillon

    It’s not safe to surf on Mexican waters.

  • Matt

    Americans be warned…Choncho hasn’t wiped lately and has been strapped with a bag full of dynamite…the new form of, “Mexican Weapon of Mass Destruction,” has officially been launched…get the vaseline, he’s chafing!

  • o0Stacey0o

    Decked out and on his way to see “Watchmen”, Jose accidentally ran into the waiting to burn Matthew McConaughy’s most recent straight to DVD flick. (Google it, guys.)

  • Anselmowitz

    Gang way mang, I got the key’s made

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net TMR

    Dumass tries to live his dream of being a luchaidiot by surfing ontop of others, while people under him wonder what the fuck is he doing, and whats in that bag…

    That sucked…i got nothing.

  • Motoghost

    Dude! Look in the crowd! What is some chick flashing us?! No, we’re not Aerosmith. Our backyard wrestling prayers have been answered, it’s Violent J from Insane Clown Posse!

  • bananakid

    Album cover unveiled for the upcoming Slipknot album, “Vol. 5 : Mucha Lucha Tokyo”.

  • Steven A

    Just when the Nu-Metal bands thought they were safe, out from the crowds emerges a hero: la mierda destructor metálico!

  • jonowev

    Municipal Waste went down a storm on their recent tour of Mexico.

  • Gelder

    Stand back, I’ll stop Limp Bizkit from taking the stage!

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net TMR

    @Gelder

    For The Win !

  • Anthony Read

    Rey Mysterio Jr. was wondering why his YMCA-on-a-surfboard dance wasn’t hitting the right note.

  • JC

    In light of the current recession, the Silver Surfer was forced to scrap all his precious metal, and hire an army of day laborers to power his replacement board, paying them only with promises of dulces from his man-purse.

  • Mutt Weiler

    Nacho Mama, burrito vendor extraordinaire.

  • Trainwreck

    Some faggot on a board.

  • Stolas

    Mike Patton–AWAY!

  • http://www.conorschaefer.com/blog/ Conor

    “I can’t wait to get home and write about this on Metal Inquisition!”

  • hemo

    whilst the silver surfer remains as efficent as ever, his new sidekick, La Salsa Mejor’s
    abilty to summon a sea of mexicans to ride on causes more problems than it solves.

  • dthrasher

    2 observations

    1) You’ve got people comin out of the woodwork for these caption contests.

    2) Judging by the quality of entries so far, there are not many funny things to say about this picture.

  • key

    getting out of Washington D.C. after the inauguration was damn near impossible for those who did not think to bring surfboards.

  • Pacey

    Crowd surfing – Trve style

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Supported by screams of adoration from countless dozens of fans and the legendary surf metal stylings of Sick Pail & the Hell-Tones tearing through their timeless classic “Surfing DOA”, a MetalSucks Mansion Monkey learns to surf on what he thinks is a giant banana, Dave Draiman can only watch in envy from afar as our primate hero lets out a gnarly Oh Wah Ah Ah Ah Oh Wah Ah Ah Ah, Draiman is left drowning deep in his sea of primate loathing

  • COSK!

    ….He later credited the success of his unorthodox plan to the invisible energy cube he cradled in his right arm during the journey. Some are hailing this as a miracle due to claims by locals that the image of mother mary appeared in sweat stains on the back of the man’s insane clown posse t shirt. He was later apprehended by police.

  • COSK!

    also that dude is a bad ass imao.

  • http://www.myspace.com/orchids Daisy May Tinklepants

    Woodstock 2015, featuring Hollywood Undead

  • Kye

    Silver Surfer – Brought to you by the same people who made Ghost Rider

  • Chris

    Viva La Revolution!!!!!!!!!

  • http://fantasyh.wordpress.com fantasyh

    Slipknot’s new band member making his big entrance

  • Exor666t

    Global recession forces Somali pirates to downsize operations.

  • Austin Millbarge

    Original inspiration for the ending David Lee Roth’s “Just Like Paradise” video

  • lola

    “HAHA FUCKERS! I’m gonna kill you all with my imaginary bag of LAME-O dust!!”

  • Dannibal

    Maynard James Keenan surfs the crowd nonchanantly, disguised as Ray Mysterio

  • steve

    photoshopped.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    If I say it’s safe to surf this crowd Corey, then it’s safe to surf this crowd. I mean I’m not afraid to surf this place, I’ll surf this whole fucking place!

    “Apocalyptica Now”

  • tyler09

    Exor666t has my vote!

  • Obsolete

    The true meaning of LOCOmotion

  • dogdammit

    i got 2

    1. Something in the term ‘crowd surfing’ got lost in translation… but in Mexico…. eh whatever works

    2. Masked Wrestler’s thoughts: My manager told me the crowd would love it if I surfed on them…

  • Mike

    Hi Ho off to the Limp BIzkit renunion show I go

  • Johnny Death

    Carving his way to the stage, Gary Hoey quickly realises he will have to work the waves carefully to avoid the whirlpool up ahead.

  • http://www.themetalreporter.net TMR

    Sad, very sad.

    After watching “The Wrestler” Rey Mysterio went mental and refused to believe thats his future….

    Next time try giving us a picture of the current Winds Of Plague line up or something it’ll be much easier to piss on !

  • J.W. Gacy

    Metalness of photo. Points: 1 to 10. 10 being most metal

    Mexican Wrestling Mask 2
    Break Dancing 0
    Crowd Surfing 0
    Literally Crowd Surfing 1
    Giant black backpack thing 6
    Blue Jeans 0
    Obviously not a metal show 0
    Surf Board -341

    Metal score -332

    Fail.

  • Name Not Applicable

    “50 more feet to Maria Brink’s boobs, 50 more feet to Maria Brink’s boobs…”

  • Sean

    My earlier post was supposed to say “Yo soy El Doucho Loco!”. For some reason the server decided to eliminate the y in soy.

  • http://enemyfromeden.weebly.com Justin Trombetti

    Surfboard-100 Dollars
    Mask-10 Dollars
    The Realization That The World Is Fucked Up Enough To Enjoy Making A Caption For This Picture-Priceless
    There are somethings money can’t buy back, like this guy’s pride.
    For everything else, there’s mastercard.

  • Qella

    Dimebag really should have seen this guy coming.

  • Austin Pittman

    This is why In Flames never toured Mexico.

  • Earthr0t69

    El Luchador: Saving the invisible since 1969!

  • pony

    mexicans. love. watchmen.

  • Jaz

    Mexicans.
    Always have your back on the flow of booze, and an interesting way to get it to you.
    Even if the keg is invisible.

  • astronautcowboy3

    Faster, minions! The Teen Wolf 2 auditions end at 5 o’clock!

  • fascist hero

    at most gigs in mexico, you can hire black-ops surf ninjas to sneak in your backpack full of weed.

  • follow4now

    To recapture that 50′s instrumental feel for the modern metal crowd a new genre is born; Surf ROCK!” With such hits as “Mosh don’t Run”, Surfin COCK and Black Apache” Available on Columbia records nationwide.

  • kreeper

    “pablo……pablo ………where the fuck did that kid get to”

  • jeremy m

    everybodys gone surfing, surfing……. mexico

  • fat ass 99

    can u take me higher i cant see scott stapp

  • slippery when wet

    today the mexican equvelent to the unibomber is being hailed as a hero by the local for capturing susan stors tonight at 11

  • slippery when wet

    correction locals and susan storms damn mexican media

  • Eric R.

    “Jack Black’s illigitimate Son Juan Havana Black arrives to the premier of ‘Nacho Libre 2′ in grand style”

  • http://bayareametalscene.com Dan

    “Point me towards that girl up front who keeps flashin’ her cans!”

  • Ilona

    As you can see here, gay pride parades in Mexico aren’t near as flamboyant as they are in America.

  • V.L.
  • hater

    Nu-Suicide Bombing Moshpit

  • vlad

    Guess wich MetalSucks Mansion resident was at sion metal (after knew atlanta’s weed)?

  • iarellano

    STOP!!!, in the name of…. NACHOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

  • Ivan Arellano

    New movie: 300 Mexicans and the Attack of the Masked Surfer

  • steven

    surfin the mosh pit

  • Chief

    Sid Wilson is late for his own concert. That’s okay, he brought a big bag full of invisible talent!

  • Belinda

    Michael Jackson gets ready for his comeback tour.

  • kreepster magee

    this is why after school specials are made….. ps dont drink the water

  • Jazmin H

    Willing to get a penis enlarger to Lars Ulrich at any measure…ANY.

  • http://ashesoflight.blogspot.com Lintu

    Lol much… I see a new brand like Rip Curl coming on… maybe something like Finger Tips

  • Nicole Sage

    The crowd noticed that all you needed these days to become a hero was to wear a binliner and a cardboard mask.

  • Autumn Green

    FUCKIN RITE!
    crowd surfing is sooo much better this way
    cuz now the crowd cant rape me and give me those weird ass diseases anymore…